Yesterday I was driving to a meeting and had a chance to talk to Donna. She described Bill's efforts to find some blueberry bushes for developing a little side business, and the thought of some fresh blueberries made Slave's mouth water.
After my meeting, I headed over to the home we own in the City, between tenants now. I had a couple of hours, some work to do in my bag, and wasn't inclined to head back downtown to the office.
AS it turned out it was a lovely afternoon, but a little too warm and humid to sit on the patio with my work. But I did step through the back yard, what there is of it, to see what maintenance needed to be done this weekend.
What amazed mew was the burgeoning bamboo stand, that had spread like crazy even in the week or so since I had last stopped by. Apparently a neighbor had planted bamboo about 25 yards up a hill from our yard about 10 years ago. But once the roots spreads, the shoots pop up everywhere, and fast. Some of the tall stand alone plants you see here were not even visible two weeks ago. Now they are taller than me.
They seem to get long and firm as quickly as the WC's special occasion cock when he is getting one of those Waxing's of his on the UCTMW's AMEX card.
But this got me thinking. Rather than rent our little house out, maybe I should simply grow bamboo, dry it cure it and sell it on the internet to all you kinky folks into caning!
As you can see, these rods, are slim, whippy and I bet they sting like hell. I could provide them in various lengths and sizes. Maybe even decorate them or include fancy handles?
To do a little market research, I may want to rap some up and male them to Bill so he can try them out on Donna at his convenience. And if I had an address for Suzanne, well, I'd be happy to send her a few too, to experiment with on Tammy, or maybe Sophie. A little initial market research would be money well spent. I may even pick up a few shoots to try ou here at the UCTMW World HQ on "switch" day.
As it turned out, Mistress got off work a little earlier than planned. We had planned to meet at our City house and then head over to a fund raising event nearby. So with a little extra time on our hands....
There was a blanket handy. The upstairs bed room was carpeted. Pretty soon Mistress was naked, her legs spread and those clean shaven folds spread out before me.
Yum.
And Slave was naked too, by the way. Once she was satisfied with the work of my lips and tongue, she deployed her own lips on her work-a-day cock and gave Slave permission to fuck her.
"It's the 2nd time for me in tow days on the floor, Slave....."
Ah yes, Thursday night at J's "love shack".
"Oh dear.... don't want to give you a sore back, Mistress."
Just to let you know, to stop bamboo from spreading you have to dig a trench thirty feet deep! Then you place a steel mesh in said trench and cover it up. Cost per sq. foot is about 200.00!!! We have the same problem with a neighbor who planted some by the stream in front of our house, has spread about three hundred feet.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess that means you don't need me to send you some samples. You have plenty around. Let me know how they work.
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Dear Mick,
ReplyDeleteThank you for thinking of me! I would be happy to test canes from your bamboo crop and offer product endorsements, complete with photos! I can't wait to renegotiate the salary portion of my UCTMW contract so I can get started right away.
Learning well from the WC,
Donna
Oh, Donna. Didn't you read the fine print in your contract. Product testing is included. ANd I might add you are also emulating the WC in your lack of (written) productivity in recent weeks!
DeleteMick
Was hoping Mistress might have tried one of those shoots (uncured of course) yesterday just to get a feel for it. Bamboo vs. Wooden Spoon....hmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteSuzanne
Me, me, call on me!! You could send me some of the.... o, wait.
ReplyDeleteUm, i'm sorry, it sounded real cool, but i think i've confused it with bamboo cloth, which i understand is like an orgasm in your hand. This would be a whole different thing... sorry... {backpedaling as fast as i can...}
aisha
Let me know if you or your Dom would like a few rods to try out, Aisha.
DeleteMick
funny Aisha!
DeleteThere you go Mick,
ReplyDeleteAlways thinking:)
Very very fun post!!!
I defiantly think you should try one out tommorow on Molly's lovely bottom
It would look even better with some nice bright red strips on it:)
And I can assure you that you will get the reaction that you are looking for!!!
Your biggest fan
The
WC
I trimmed a nice one for her to "experience" tomorrow morning, Mike.
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