Showing posts with label lawyers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lawyers. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Dispatch from Our Western Correspondent

There's nothing much worse than the first day back from a wonderful vacation.


Both Mistress and Slave were up and out early today, both headed for challenging days, and trying on the fly to adjust to the two hour time shift. 


No, my friends, there was no wake-up sex here today..... just some worship as Mistress read the blog. 


(To be fair, I should note that Mistress got some opportunities for sexual release last night at J's house before she drove her car home.... "I think he missed me Slave, he really had a hard time letting me go....")


And tonight....Slave came up, mowed the grass and worked on mundane matters while filling my head with the rantings on MSNBC.....  I'm wondering if all those Santorum kids are pleased that Daddy will now have more time to hang out with them at home.


As for Mistress, she  is over at J's house this evening.  It had been more than a week since there was sufficient time for a full blown evening together for them. Pent up needs must be dealt with, and I reassured Mistress when she phoned me on the way to his "love shack" that her Slave was fine with their shenanigans and would be patiently waiting for her here at home upon her return. 


So, sadly there is little to report to amuse our followers from me, this evening.


But fortunately, as I was massaging my tax returns with a glass of Syrah, with the not so dulcet tones of Rachel Maddow screeching in the background, a dispatch from our long lost Western Correspondent came across the wires.  


It's been a while since we've heard from the WC on these pages, other than in the comments section. Not that his "Tutorials" don't still pad out page views here at UCTMW. I was a little afraid he had taken his rolodex of incredible and punctuation missing keyboard to a competing media empire .  So without further adieu (and only a few commas and quotation marks inserted) here is the latest from the UCTMW Mountain Zone HQ:



Had a blog worthy experience today

My friend Suzanne came over to meet my personal trainer Tim,  because he has some legal troubles

I sat in on the meeting and watched her extract a retainer in cash from him as he rambled on and on  She said she doubled the retainer  because he talked so much:)  Hazard of being a lawyer

While he was looking for some papers she informed me that she had removed her bra and panties in court that afternoon because her bra straps were showing

Don't really know why the panties had too go to but ... Oh well

So Suzanne came up to our office and sat down and started getting all flirty

She announced that she had just had a Brazilian wax. and they ever waxed her asshole

“Want to see it?”, she asked

Guess the answer....

She bent over and spread her ass wide open

Then she told us that she had started a sex toy business.   where she had parties and sold sex toys to ladies

She then proceeded to bend over the computer and show us all the different vibrators she sold

I lifted up her dress and she was soaking wet

Was very cool

Both Scott and I put her over our knees for a spanking

But that is as far as it went

She said she was going home to use her Hitachi and something called the bender, which she told us feels great in her pussy

Suzanne, my friend Suzanne is a sister in soul with you!!!

The always aroused,

WC
Thanks, WC.  Your little story needs a sound track, and this might be a good choice.