This morning I woke up with the thought that we might get some high
class journalism from our Olympic correspondent. After all there was the arrival of the apple of the
President’s eye in South Korea for the closing ceremonies. Hopefully the WC would get some
revealing photos to share with our readers? With Jared away (and working on that security clearance) the kitten will play?
And then there was the big news about the USA Ice ladies claiming
gold over their nemeses from Canada. That must have been a racy
locker room celebration!
And how about that surprising victory of USA curling over Sweden.
So much winning! (And is curling just bowling on ice? Do you "play" better after a few beers?)
But instead I woke to learn that the WC had already abandoned his post for
some golfing back home:
BOSS!!!!!!!
So, boss
I'm sitting in the "MENS LOUNGE ONLY!" at my golf club.
Trust me boss it is nice!!!!!!
Oak locker
that are the size of a Diva's dressing room, stream rooms, saunas all over,
many, many asian massage ladies, (all wearing French maid uniforms
BTW!)
Jacuzzi's
all over the place, vibrating lounging chairs, Several poker tables,
(BOSS!..... all these guys play poker bare naked!!!!!!!!!) (Golfers you know!)
These tubs
you stick your feet in with Epsom salt and gently massages your sore feet after
golf, (feels heavenly!!!), magical asian pedicures, (manicures are
complimentary......long finger nails can fuck with your swing you know.....)
And best of
all!!!!!!!!!!! This chick that puts hot rocks right on your
package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh boss,
I could go on and on! You got to come out
here and spend a day with me at the spa...... I mean golf course:)
Anyway boss
the point of this story is...............
SO.........
I'm laying there getting a massage from "Lucy"......... I'm pretty
sure she is Cantonese but it is hard to tell from her accent.....
Anyway, I chose the "magic butterfly massage".
According to the menu it is a:
"Sensual finger up your posterior while she
lovingly massages your male stalk."
GREAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well
boss.................... I was right!!!!! Was fucking
fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well,
I forgot the point of this story ........just
wanted to earn my keep today, boss......
Tell Molly
"Love you baby"!
On the QT
Molly.................Let me know on the "sly".... if you locked boss
up for 7 more days...........It would make me very happy!
Love you
baby,
Your big
teddy bear:)
WC
Thanks for the “happy ending” WC. At least it’s good to know that you survived that late night trip to the ski jump hill and UCTMW won’t have to pick up
the tab for your Medi-Vac from the Far East.
But please don’t give Molly any ideas. She already says I’m due for a punishment this weekend on
some sort of Trumped up charge.
Not 7 days in the cage too!
