Trousergate?

Mistress and slave have wrapped all the Holiday presents and are awaiting the arrival on Friday of our recently engaged daughter and her boyfriend.  Mistress will be touring potential wedding venues with them on Friday afternoon, a tour that slave hopes to avoid.  I'm happy to let others make decisions like where, when and how my little darling will be "given away".  Slaves are meant to be seen, not heard, right?

On the cuckold front, it's reported that Mistress's lover Jay will pay a call on her tomorrow night. One last opportunity for the two love birds to spend some time together before Christmas guests arrive and our journey west on Monday.  Look for an update on their mischief here on Friday morning!

But today's blog is intended as an exploration of a budding controversy across the pond amongst our former colonial rulers concerning the attire of their latest Prime Minister Theresa May. Over here we are confronting the likelihood that our prospective Il Duce is actually a Kremlin Mole, determined to dismantle our civil liberties (other than the right of white folks to pack heat) and round up racial and religious minorities. I;m considering investing in rail car manufacturer stock.

But over in London the buzz is about Theresa May's leather pants, which reputedly cost north of $1000 (including VAT)!  Here is a brief update, among a plethora of accounts available on the web, including ultra-fop Boris Johnson's allusion to lederhosen. Johnson Ridicules May's Leather Pants

It's not the first time that the British Press has obsessed about the PM's attire.  Earlier there was much buzz about her penchant for colorful pricey pumps. So much more on entertaining than speculating about the consequences of a trade war with Europe once that "hard Brexit" is imposed and all the laborers from Poland are sent back across the channel.

And those high black boots as she showed her respects for her Majesty!  The horror! 

Now I for one find it hard to categorize Ms. May as "hot".  But  those boots and black tights would have earned a second glance from me. Plus she clearly has a tad more sex appeal than her most recent female predecessor, who looked better with the helmet on.

But let's be fair folks! Sure $1000 for a pair of pants may seem pricey to the average "Shrimpy" (do people in England really have nick names like that?). But compared to the fop-ish bespoke suits of  high born, Oxford educated  twits like David Cameron, is that too much to pay for the PM's leather breeches?  How much do you think Davey Boy paid for that white tie ensemble?  Or was it a rental?
While it would be nice to see Mrs. May accessorize her leather ensemble with a stiff leather riding crop, at least she seems sartorially competent enough to keep her blouse properly buttoned when in public.  The former PM clearly does know how to use his studs. Let's hope his lovely wife has more aptitude in that area, since I can't think of a better cuckold.

No wonder the "Empire" is a sad, fading part of history!