Scenes from the UCTMW road trip

Sharing some photos taken along our barn storming tour of our great nation:

The mobile UCTMW unit gets packed for the trip East. Servile boyfriend can be barely seen lashing his bags to the roof. He gets graded on his knots. 

The "scenery" in the Top of Texas. Makes Kansas look interesting. Plus Kansas has Dorothy and Bob Dole.


Surly Teen II digs into what passes for breakfast at the I-Hop in Springfield, Mo.  "Hold the waffle", seemed to be her order.

Classy T-shirts at the infamous convenience store /gas station we visited after midnight on Saturday in Will Rogers Home town East Oklahoma, as modeled by Johnny Knoxville in Jack-Ass II.



Ski accessories with a kinky theme.

 At Montana Mike's near Oklahoma City the bar crowd watched the Sooners stomp on metro-sexual elitists from Connecticut in Fiesta Bowl. When in doubt,  give the points and bet on the Red State team to beat the Blue state team every time.