Mistress seemed surprised and pleased with the Valentine's Day gift bestowed upon her.... she may even pose for a little photo shoot later today!
As a result, Slave got "lucky" both before work, and later yesterday evening when I broke free from the office, and drove home in a snow storm to spend a romantic evening at home tending to her needs.
Of course, I probably would have gotten lucky without a suitable V Day gift, but it certainly didn't hurt.
But as the snow was falling here in the heartland (and on our snow bound friends from North Carolina to Massachusetts), it was melting in Sochi, where our Western Correspondent was running out of leads. Fortunately, I spotted this article (jacky-chamoun-a-lebanese-skier-deals-with-fallout-from-topless-photos/) in the Washington Post about a member of the Lebanese Ski team who had got her tits in a metaphorical wringer about a nude video that popped up on you tube this week.
First, who knew they skied in Lebanon? When they slalom do they use land mines rather than gates?
But I guess the story about a Lebanese skier taking it all off on the slopes is preferable to more Hezbollah Hijinks.
I immediately got in touch with our intrepid reporter on the ground to see if he could get to the root of this breaking news. Here's what We got back from our Imbed in the Olympic Village:
Dateline Sochi.
Well my senior editor ordered me to interview a Lebanese skier named Jackie Chamoun
I dutifully complied
WTF happened to the Burkas???????????
This chick likes to get naked outdoors all the time!
What a peach!
Being a gentalman I won't kiss and tell
But
I fucked the shit out of her on the luge run at 5 AM
These Ruskies don't lock anything!!!!
Her ass got pretty cold as she was on the bottom
But as I told her
Just be glad you are not the top person on the doubles luge!!!
She thought that was pretty funny from an American
Doesn't say much for my humor ..........
But a good time was had by all till a Russian Security guard named Ivon kicked us out
Oh well......
Mick your advise about the Vodka was right on
These Ruskies drink me under the table
I asked my new friend Boris where the pot store was
He asked.... potinski store??????
We get sent to Siberia for potinski!!!!!!!!
Oh well behind the times as usual
He sadly shook his head
"I am required to go to the figure skating event tonight" Boris told me
But figure skating sucks I said
"Lets go fuck some more Ex Burka girls" I complained
No Miguel............ he said.......
"They need peeps in the seats" he said
Well got to go my friends
Got an invite to the Swedish woman's olympic team nude yoga class
And i get to stand in the back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your hard working reporter in Sochi
Miguel
Thanks Miguel. Glad to know you are willing to risk reoccurrence of frostbite for the Special Occasion Cock to get an exclusive.
