It’s been sometime since we’ve heard from our long lost Western
Correspondent. We had assumed that he had either been lost in a haze of Ricky
Mountain Highness or drowned in a vat of that high end lubricant he uses to
keep his special occasion cock from rusting up on him.
In any event we came home from a movie last night to find this
surprise dispatch nailed to our cyber wall.
We know Mike’s fans will be anxious to see it raw and unedited. (Mike’s
keyboard lost the punctuation keys back in the Dubya era).
Well Mick and Molly leave
the country for a few days
And
We get the orange haired
8th grader for president
At least the Russians and
the Billionaires won
The rest of us not so much
I kind of was looking
forward to Medicare And social security
Im sure glad those white
working class have no need of such big government
Fucking morons
I've seen this movie twice
before
1980 and 2000
I know what is going to
happen
Well on to the sex front
Congrats Mick on your
retirement!
I can only imagine the hijinks
U2 will be up to with the two of you home
Mick you better double your
efforts to find stud cuckolders for Molly
Molly you might have to
send him on trips to get him out of the house and search for Cuckolders
The local gym?
The elks club?
Pussycat's practice?
Maybe the Reds?
Or just a garden variety
sports bar?
And of course there id
always Ashley Maddison
Just kidding
Love you two lunatics
Have fun
Can't wait to hear all bout
it
Your fateful western reporter
Mike- I’m not sure what “fate” awaits you, or us. But don’t be a stranger. We can always get
you back into the rotation! But no
expense acount this time. I’m still paying off the UCTMW corporate Amex card!
