Showing posts with label blow job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blow job. Show all posts

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Important Scientific Breakthrough

Here at the UCTMW World HQ we are at our wits' end.

We are now into our 6th week of "Winter Break" for our two cute Co-Eds filling our dishwasher, clogging our washing machine and dryer, demanding meals at their particular feeding times, and soaking up band width on our wifi with constant streaming videos and downloading of who knows what. 

When you pay exorbitant fees for dorm rooms and off-campus apartments, no one warns you that the "breaks" actually add up to more days than these campuses are actually in session.

Worst of all, all this family togetherness is definitely cramping Mistress and Slave's style. No time for pre-dinner worship when someone is saying "I'm hungry" the minute Slave drags his droopy old ass home from the office. No lounging about the couch semi-nude for Mistress, so I can coax her to a lazy cum while we catch up on old TV episodes.  And certainly no lunch time visits by Mistress's lover Jay for a quick bite and snog.

Allegedly the ladies of leisure both start class again on Monday, though they are already lobbying for travel arrangements for spring breaks that seems just over the horizon. Maybe we need to move out this spring and not leave a forwarding address?

In any event, I did want to mention a new product and APP on the market that our readers and staff may want to try out.  It's written up here:  creepy new porn app.

We've all read about Google Glass: the computer disguised as eye glasses that allow you to peruse the internet with only the benefit of a tiny headset. Well I suppose it was inevitable that the porn industry would be one of the early adapters of this new technology.

The new app allows partners having sex to see the dirty deed from the perspective of one another. In other words, while I am fucking Mistress, I get to see me fuck her through her eyes, and vice, versa.

This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself", doesn't it. I mean, you actually can, at least virtually, with this new tool.

Of course, that raises the question: what sort of narcissist would want to watch themselves being fucked, when they can watch their partner in real time. Would it turn me on to watch a balding, kind of chunky 63 year old white guy fuck me, when, in fact I have a hot and shapely babe to look at in real life. Uhhh, no.

I can see why this might have some appeal to our Western Correspondent though. He spends so much time working his special occasion cock, all lathered up with that high end lubricant it might give him some extra perspective if he could mount Google glass on its tip. Or better yet, if he could persuade B to give him a blow job (maybe if the Donkeys win the Super Bowl?) she could wear the glasses and he would get a bird's eye view of the big unit about to explode. Mt. St. Helen's would likely seem an ant hill by comparison.

And think of the potential use for those who get their buttons pushed by the cuckold dynamic. What if Mistress is being fucked by her alpha lover, Slave is toiling away at his office, but I can check out the action because both of them are wearing the Google glass, allowing me to toggle back and forth for their different perspective. Watching your wife get it from another guy would never be the same, would it?


Sunday, December 4, 2011

Our Western Correspondent's Tutorial On Persuading a Wife to Give a Blow Job


Molly and Mick had a "Two-fer" Saturday here in River City.... though our wake up sex was  cruelly interrupted. 

I did my part: feeding on Mistress's clean shaven folds as she read the blog. Then, after she'd had her tasty starter cum, she turned her attention to Slave's work-a-day cock, using her soft, well manicured fingers to get me to that squirmy, begging to fuck her stage. 

Once given permission, I went for it, and was oh so close when.... her I-phone rang.

She went rigid, clearly distracted.... 

"I better get it Slave.... it could be the cable guy."

(No Mistress has not added a cable guy to her stable of actual, fantasy, wannabe or prospective lovers .... we've had some cable service issues and had arranged for a Saturday AM service call).

Knowing, at my advanced age,  that there are somethings more important than your next orgasm -- like a decent picture for the next episode of Homeland - Slave begrudgingly eased back and off, much to my frustration. I mean.... what if the sucker was in the driveway or turning the corner... it could be a long hiatus before I could finish what had been so close to completion.

Fortunately, Mistress informed me that the cable guy was still 15 minutes away, giving us ample time.....

Once a cable box was replaced, we were then off on various errands Later in the afternoon, Mistress was required to drive Sullen teen #1 back to campus (she made a cameo appearance just to play with her cats and make a mess in our kitchen and attend a Friday night party). 

Finally, the empty nest was restored and we had the chance for some late afternoon sex here in the executive suite before going to a pre-Hannakuh "Latkapalooza" in the neighborhood. 

Tummies full, we were huddled in bed late last night, and Mistress was texting with the Western Correspondent....

"He says I should show you an email he sent me yesterday.... it might go in the blog...."

Sure enough, it fits well.... and since the WC's dispatches always earn high ratings here, particularly when tricked up with an enticing headline prepared by our editorial staff, here goes..... (the absence of periods can be attributed to the writer): 



I'm going to have a hot morning

B is all sexed up

But still sleeping

There is a scandal going on here where someone was giving drugs for sex

The other morning we had a raging blizzard and B's car was out of gas and covered with snow

She said if you take it to get gas I'll make it worth your while

I raised my eyebrows 

and 

she said I will suck your cock, and lick your balls and give you the best blow job ever

as she grabbed my crotch

Ever since she then she has had a glow in her eye and is acting all horned up

she keeps alluding  to it and I can tell she has some kind of prostitute  fantasy going on in her head 

very hot

last night at the parties she was all over me in public 

which is not like her

SO

I'm going back up to my room where I plan to have her suck my cock and lick my balls for a LONG time

I'm going to put a butt plug in her ass

have her put her finger in my ass and make her service me totally

I'm not going to let her even touch herself let alone cum

and I'm going to squeeze her tits and ass 

and tease and jam some fingers up her cunt

BUT 

not let her cum 

I don't think I will let her cum all weekend

she likes that sometimes

keeping her horny and aroused for a long time

but no release
 
I like it too because she all all attentive and squirmy 

HOT!

SO

I'm all horned up too

and was getting flirted with a lot last night

which also made me horny

SO 

up I go to use my wife!

Later baby

Let's hope the WC gives us an after action report in the comments section later today!