We did share emails with our local "fan", R who Mistress invited over for a drink sometime when our mutual schedules clear. If you scroll back to yesterday's blog comments you will see he left one as "DC". How weird is it to have a reader who lives just a short stroll away!
But today's blog comes to you courtesy of Donna. AS she notes, the WC has been contributing more of late, and his "how to" blogs have enjoyed amazing popularity among our "vast" audience. AS you can see from the list to the right, his tutorial on "ass fucking" has not reached #1 in the charts, surpassing even our Contract. No doubt he's thinking about becoming a free agent now, and I'll be hearing from his Agent, some fast talking guy who no doubt also represents his latest sports hero, Tim "God made me do it" Tebow. So who can blame Donna for trying to emulate the WC's inimitable style.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Life is
good!
The workmen have left
with their toolboxes in hand and their low rider jeans, well, riding low. The
sawdust has settled, the furniture is in place, and the dishes and pots and
pans are in their new cupboards.
And now, drum roll
please, Bill and I can get back to having BDSM passion, fun and sex on a
spontaneous basis! Woo-hoo!
The other big excitement
for me is that our wedding anniversary is next week. Bill and I were married 33
years ago in the living room of a small house with immediate family in
attendance. I will always remember the look of horror on his mother's face that
her son was actually going through with this. Although, should I happen to
forget, I have my wedding photos where she has two distinct looks, one is abject
horror and the other is similar to that of an airline passenger frantically
scrambling through the magazines and emergency brochures, desperate to find a
barf bag before it's too late. It was too late, and the photos have become a
source of great laughter for our kids.
And now it is time for my
focus to return to the sex blog. It dawned on me recently that the WC is fast
gaining on my word count for the year, and I can't allow that. If there is to
be a bonus this year, it will be mine! I know his posts are read more
often than any others except for that one of Mick's, so I need to get on the
stick here. After examining the WC's columns and comments, the best I can
figure out is that he leaves off the spell-check on his computer while writing
and deliberately omits punctuation. He also uses words like ass, cunt and
diaper position over and over, and his columns are very short and
instructional.
Okay, I'm ready now, here
we go.
Instructuns for a hot
spancking:
For optimmum swenging
room put the femail over ur lap or over a pilow at the egde of the bed
Let her feet dagnle off
to the floor but with her cunt positoned so u can esily reach it
rub her ass and put a
fingre in her cunt and rub aorund until she moans
As soon as she relxases,
give a solid sweeng of your open hand to her ass
repate eght or ten tmes
and then chek her cunt agen
if she is wet, use your
fingres to breng her to the egde of cumming - than stop
repeete the spaking of
her ass and tell her she cant cum til u say so
when she is screemin that
she has to cum or she will die, giv her one more swat
than tell her to cum
repete until u have a hot
hand and she has a red hot ass...
No, no, no! I give
up! I just can't write like the WC. *head hanging low*
For now, I'm going to go
sit in my quiet, workman free kitchen, have a cup of coffee and ponder all
this.
Donna
AS Donna has so ably demonstrated, it's not quite as easy to rip off the WC's unique writing style as one would think. Maybe I should actually listen to that fast talking agent when he calls. I don't want to get outbid by Sin, Aisha, or Riff Dog or we'll never ever make that 100 Top Sex Bloggers List!
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Molly and Mick Collins
