I also noticed that the painter who will be doing the outside of our new/old house in the next few weeks had deposited a ladder and some tarp in our driveway.
"Looks like the painter stopped by, Mistress.... did you see him?"
"Ummm.... yes and, well...."
Mistress explained that she had been to the pool with our cute Co-Ed in the afternoon. The Co-ed left early to go visit some guy who she claims is not a boyfriend a few hours north. (It's the 3rd 'visit' of the summer, but he's not a boyfriend? someone explain this to me.) Mistress came home to an empty house, took off her wet suit, and spent some time at her desk in our "great room" answering some work emails. Who needs to get dressed to answer emails, right?
"I was sitting there naked at my desk, and that's when I noticed the ladder up against the wall, through the window. And the painter...."
"So he got an eyeful, Mistress?"
"Could be, Slave....."
I guess that means I don't have to give him a bonus?
"You have to wonder what he's been thinking all weekend, Mistress....next week he might ask you to hold the ladder for him while he's painting...."
