Earlier this
week we mentioned the All Mine blog, one of our all time favorites, and it’s author
Suzanne. We miss her. Our long time Western Correspondent adds these good words
in Suzanne’s memory.
Well I thought I would write a few words about my late great
friend Suzanne
Mick is right she was a pain in the ass New England fan
She had a crush on Brady
And Hoodie
She was a very successful business woman and college professor
Also very fucking KINKY!
Diane, she was much like you
Suzanne and I had regular e-mail conversations almost daily
She was very good friends with Mick
And Molly got a real kick out of her too
She always had an opinion about everything
And
She managed her "boys" very well
Her husband Tim/Tammy was very devoted to her
And her lover Jay was too (I know Molly don't end a
sentence with a preposition!)
See Mick you thought I did't know any english!
Our good friend Donna was also very close to Tammy
We were all very sad when she passed on
Donna used to have an email link with Tammy and others
Donna I wish you the best although we haven't spoke in a while
Hope you have found your perfect Dom!
Suzanne helped to start the whole cuckolding blog scene
She wrote several articles to Mistress Millicent's blog
Here in River City we have some Irish weather today.... chilly and damp. And since Mistress was leaving the house a little later than normal, it gave us some extra time in the warmth of our bed for some slow and lazy wake up sex. It was hard to disentangle myself, but duty called.
But we are deeply concerned about the well being of our friendly competitors in the blog-o-sphere over at All Mine. According to increasingly alarmist weather reports, a blizzard of historic proportions is bearing down on their cozy (if highly secret) hideaway somewhere in scenic New England.
No doubt panic is setting in, as all those reputedly hardy, flinty souls of the Northeast scramble to clear grocery shelves of milk, bread, eggs, and duct tape. I'll bet Tom Brady may be picking up the last available Spanx and ballet slippers at Target even as we speak. And for extra warmth, a certain football coach is desperately looking for a hoodie without the sleeves sliced off.
Of course, anything that happens in the Northeast, with its hyper-active media and chattering classes, is far more newsworthy than the mundane goings on here in the heartland. Doing a little research, I discovered a whole page of photos on Google images about the "Great Blizzard of 1978". There was even a picture book on the subject.
I can remember the winter of 1978 and a blizzard of seemingly equal "horror" here in River City the week my first daughter was born. We sucked it up and took the bus to work! Can you imagine that?
And Mistress and I hunkered down and through the blizzard of 2012 in Illinois and Indiana a few weeks back in our aging AWD Volvo.
But back to our friends at All Mine, in the eye of the storm. With the snow and wind bearing down on them, I suspect that Tammy, Suzanne, and Jay have taken the day off, and will be hunkering down until the road crews figure a way to rescue them.
Presuming they want to be rescued.
This would seem like a good time for the three of them to engage in some boundry pushing, don't you think?
In particular, maybe Suzanne should consider exploring what surely must be a secret fantasy of any self-respecting Cuckoldress / Domme: fitting her otherwise Alpha lover Jay with his own chastity device. With a full weekend with no where to go, what better time to get those tender guy parts accustomed to the friendly confines of a cock cage?
I just wouldn't let him operate a snow blower with one of those infernal devices on just yet, Suzanne. At least not until he gets used to it.
And Suzanne, if you decide to take some time off from deploying Big Blackie for some other spontaneous winter sports, please dress appropriately. We don't want you to catch a chill.
Over at All Mine, Suzanne recently won a bet over, of all things, the U Conn v. Harvard basketball game (who knew that a beast of the Big East was allowed to schedule an Ivy League team - it seems tantamount to child abuse!)
When U Conn failed to cover the 20 point spread Suzanne's macho former linebacker lover Jay had generously provided, Suzanne won the bet, and the stakes were high: She gets to use her 'big blackie", normally reserved for her sissy wife Tammy, on Jay. (Jay, considering the fact that Harvard was actually ranked 24 last week, I'm wondering if you "took a dive" on this one..... but that's just speculation on old Mick's part).
Always trying to be helpful (and exploit the always higher rating when we tie into the adventures of Suzanne and her entourage), I invited our Western Correspondent to dust off his keyboard, and submit a tutorial on "taking it like a man". I know this will give Jay some practical guidance and encouragement has he take this next step.
Mick has asked me to write a tutorial about a guy getting
fucked with a strap on.
Being a dutiful
and loyal employee of the UCTMW media empire [Ed. note: while still eschewing
the style book re: periods]
Here it
goes
I don’ t
think most guys OR gals realize how dominant an act fucking is until the tables
are turned
Ever since
I was young I always did dominant things durning intercourse like grabbing
hair, spanking, pushing
a finger
up the bottom, etc.
However I
have always enjoyed having a finger up my ass too
(I have a
hot lady doctor and always enjoy my prostate examinations:)
BTW. I too
own some aneros toys, which I usually use during sex
I find the
prostate stimulation makes
for better orgasms and I highly recommend getting one
Now, as for
strap on sex, I suggest getting a
pretty big - but not too big -dildo
for the harness
For the
harness I recommend one that fits tightly and has a vibrator that fits over
your female partner’s clit
And one
that positions the dildo right over the clit
It is
important that the lady orgasms while fucking her man
I love it
when B cums while fucking me
She starts
ramming it in real hard and dominant, and grabs my hips and just fucks the shit
out of me taking her pleasure with no real concern for me!
There’s
lots of moaning and groaning
HOT!
Also it is
important to get a dildo with some "give" in it, hard plastic dildos
hurt
It is also
important to go slow to give your partners bottom time to adjust
Anal pain
is not sexy... it just hurts
Talking can
also enhance the experience
Things like
"take it bitch" or "look who likes getting their ass
fucked" are pretty hot and dominant
But
always remember the goal is pleasure, not pain
Interestingly,
I never cum from getting fucked, but still enjoy it a lot
SO
That is my
two cents worth
The likes
getting fucked
And I think
you will too Jay
WC
In addition to this tutorial, maybe a little "live action" fun is appropriate too, so here is a video from an apropos episode of Weeds.