Top it with Artichokes and goat cheese and Mistress seems on the verge of orgasmic.
"I think you like that gluten free pizza as much as a good fucking from Jay, Mistress...."
"Hmmmm..... well, almost, Slave, almost....."
In Jay's absence, slave has been doing his workmanlike best to keep Mistress sexually amused. We had our traditional wake up sex Friday morning, and I surprised her by rising to the occasion againyesterday afternoon, following a nice, extended nap.
As we rested in our bed, storm clouds looming outside, we both turned to our ubiquitous lap tops to catch up on what was happening in the real world.... or at least the glossy, faux real world that folks create for themselves on facebook.
You know what I mean.... we all do it. Mistress and slave tend to post photos when we are off on seemingly exotic vacations - like the sunset above taken from our front yard here. I often post cute pics of Mistress when we are out to eat, with her toasting the camera with a glass of wine. I suppose it's a little cruel to tweek all of our FBFs out there, showing them what a hot wife I have, or showing Mistress's lady friends how much her husband fawns over her.
I can hear them now, nagging their less clever hubbies: "how come you never post fawning pics of me at trendy restaurants like Mick Collins does of Molly".
Poor saps.
Anyway, we have a friend who recently "discovered" facebook, and is catching up for lost time. But instead of posting cute photos of her vacations, or dog, or any thing personal, she just repeatedly re-posts photos of idyllic vistas taken by other people. And she seems to do it over and over again, every 20 minutes or so....
"It's 'earth porn' slave.... "
Of course, slave is a little clueless sometime. I'd never heard that phrase....
"What's earth porn?"
"It's like 'food porn'.... you know, pretty pics of fancy meals, but this is pretty pics of nature...."
Dumb. I can see posting pics you've taken yourself, but why post other people's photos just to clutter up my facebook feed? And, come to think of it, what's wrong with wife porn.....like this pretty pic of Mistress sunbathing:
