What a bummer we couldn't find her a convenient flight on Sunday! (Not!)
Actually, she was better behaved on this trip than spring break 2012, which almost had Slave building a catapult to send her back to campus early.
Of course, now that she's 21, she can indulge over dinner or at lunch. Maybe that has mellowed her? It's good to see that she's developed a good taste for wine and higher end gin to mix with her tonic when Daddy is picking up the tab. But she still has a tendency to be disputatious, engaging in a form of conversation with her tedious and uninformed parents that the folks at Monty Python would have labeled "contradiction" rather than "argument" (if you are old enough to recall that bit).
Luckily, she does have a tendency to hole up in her "girl cave", streaming video over our rickety internet service, when we are not out skiing or dining. That has left Mistress and Slave some privacy for other more positive diversions (although sucking all that bandwidth makes it almost impossible to send a lowly work email). The last two mornings Mistress did some rather enthusiastic cock riding. Hopefully our cute Co-Ed could not hear her mother's moans of ecstasy at the other end of the house.
Meanwhile, back in River City, the town is all a twitter over the premier Sunday evening of that new A&E show about the "swingers next door", called "Neighbors with Benefits".
Here is a recent news report:
Hamilton Township Police Chief Jon Wheeler told trustees Wednesday
that residents can expect to see additional patrols in the Thornton Grove
community in the coming weeks due to the debut of A&E's new series
"Neighbors with Benefits."
Wheeler said he's concerned that the show — which follows
several local married couples who swap partners and engage in extramarital
relationships — inaccurately portrays the 300-home community as a hotbed of
out-and-proud swingers.
Wheeler said the patrols are intended to discourage
gawkers and onlookers who may be drawn to the area by the program's depiction
of the community as a veritable Peyton Place.
"They're kind of on the map now," he said.
"The vast majority of people in this neighborhood just want to raise their
families and have a nice quiet neighborhood."
Other news stories suggest that, in reality, there are so few local swingers in a community not previously known for "wild and crazy" that "cast members" for the show have to be bused in from as far as 200 miles away.
If any of you watch the show Sunday night, let us know what you think. AS for Mistress and Slave, we may be too busy catching up for lost time.
