It’s one of those day’s when Molly and Mick respond to a
seeker of advice – this time from the Washington Post’s “Dear Prudence” – when “Prudie”
lacks sufficient “hands on”
experience to fully advise her readers.(With illustration).
I'M NOT BEING ABUSED!
My new husband and I enjoy very rough
sex. Unfortunately - in spite of efforts to keep quiet - my 12 year old
daughter overheard us. I got called in for a private meeting with her teacher
outside of school hours. She told me my daughter heard her stepfather slapping
me and was extremely upset. I was completely taken aback, not to mention
embarrassed beyond belief, and couldn't think of anything other than mutter
that I was fine and everything was fine at home. Of course, this only made the
teacher believe I was trying to cover up the "abuse" and told me
repeatedly she was there to help when I was ready. I know I can't just let my
daughter continue believing her mother is being abused, and I really don't want
this kind teacher to be concerned over a complete misunderstanding. However I
just don't know how to begin. Please help.
Dear "rough rider",
You really are in a pickle, and one that could have been avoided. Here at the UCTMW World HQ, we've been known to enjoy and administer some robust spankings and croppings - no doubt the impact of a palm or wooden shoe horn on warm flesh has reverberated through the hallways of our executive suite, and could have been heard in the chambers of our recently returned Co-Eds. And while they have both read "Fifty Shades" by now (what teenager hasn't?), we doubt that they would have been savvy to the concept of "rough" but consensual "discipline" as part of their parents' mating habits at age 12. Heck, at age 12 who wants to even think that their parents have consensual kissing other than on the cheek.
So over the years we've saved our more robust escapades - particularly the sounds of hard impact on tender flesh and the resulting moans of pain/pleasure - for times when the girls are out of the house, or when we can take our fun elsewhere. Sure, there is always the sound of music from our public radio station to drown out errant cries of delight. But then you risk hearing the cackle of "Click" or "Clack" if "Car Talk" comes on just when Slave is getting to the "short strokes". Now that's a mood killer of there ever was one.
We understand that it's a little harder to arrange for a "kid's night out" when your daughter is only 12. So maybe take your fun outside. Arrange for a sitter, and head to a relatively deserted hiking trail. Restrain your submissive partner to a tree trunk or branch, and have at him/her! Just remember to bring a soft blankie for the "after care" part.
And as for how to respond to teacher's concerns? We favor putting our cards on the table rather than risk a "good samaritan" call to the local spouse abuse hotline. Maybe "Believe me, A little spanking is a very hot way to get the juices flowing." If she's hot, why not invite her over for a free sample!
It's a little harder to ease the concerns of your 12 year old though. Maybe "Don't worry dear. Sometimes Mommy and Daddy play a silly spanking game. It's all in good fun, and we always kiss and 'make up' in the end. Daddy would never hurt me or you."
In the meantime, maybe pull a switch, invest in a strap-on. Some robust ass fucking is not nearly as noisy, particularly if you stick some used panties in hubby's mouth!
M & m.
In case you are interested here is Prudie's more sensible response:
Dear "rough rider",
You really are in a pickle, and one that could have been avoided. Here at the UCTMW World HQ, we've been known to enjoy and administer some robust spankings and croppings - no doubt the impact of a palm or wooden shoe horn on warm flesh has reverberated through the hallways of our executive suite, and could have been heard in the chambers of our recently returned Co-Eds. And while they have both read "Fifty Shades" by now (what teenager hasn't?), we doubt that they would have been savvy to the concept of "rough" but consensual "discipline" as part of their parents' mating habits at age 12. Heck, at age 12 who wants to even think that their parents have consensual kissing other than on the cheek.
So over the years we've saved our more robust escapades - particularly the sounds of hard impact on tender flesh and the resulting moans of pain/pleasure - for times when the girls are out of the house, or when we can take our fun elsewhere. Sure, there is always the sound of music from our public radio station to drown out errant cries of delight. But then you risk hearing the cackle of "Click" or "Clack" if "Car Talk" comes on just when Slave is getting to the "short strokes". Now that's a mood killer of there ever was one.
We understand that it's a little harder to arrange for a "kid's night out" when your daughter is only 12. So maybe take your fun outside. Arrange for a sitter, and head to a relatively deserted hiking trail. Restrain your submissive partner to a tree trunk or branch, and have at him/her! Just remember to bring a soft blankie for the "after care" part.
And as for how to respond to teacher's concerns? We favor putting our cards on the table rather than risk a "good samaritan" call to the local spouse abuse hotline. Maybe "Believe me, A little spanking is a very hot way to get the juices flowing." If she's hot, why not invite her over for a free sample!
It's a little harder to ease the concerns of your 12 year old though. Maybe "Don't worry dear. Sometimes Mommy and Daddy play a silly spanking game. It's all in good fun, and we always kiss and 'make up' in the end. Daddy would never hurt me or you."
In the meantime, maybe pull a switch, invest in a strap-on. Some robust ass fucking is not nearly as noisy, particularly if you stick some used panties in hubby's mouth!
M & m.
In case you are interested here is Prudie's more sensible response:
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May 15, 2014 8:47 PM
I've got to admire your daughter's self-possession and crisis
management skills; that was a very difficult decision for her to make. She
have
considered going to you, but then concluded that if you were being abused, you
likely you would cover up for your husband. So instead of squirming every night
about what was going on in your bedroom, she went to a smart place for
help. Now it's time for an honest, if succinct, conversation with your
daughter. You should praise her for her concern for you and for making a tough
choice. Tell her that your were surprised and embarrassed at the meeting --
which is not her fault! -- so you weren't as articulate as you wished you had
been. Say that you understand what she heard worried her, and it's your
responsibility for not being more discreet. But explain to her that everything
that is going on is totally consensual, you love her stepfather, and you are
not being hurt in any way. Tell her that now that you've aired this, you
hope she will feel free to come to you with anything that worries her. You then
can call the teacher and say that because you were taken aback at the meeting
you were not as articulate as would have liked, but suffice it to say
everything that's going on in your home is between consenting adults and your
daughter now understands that. Then get some sound-proofing, or a sound
machine for when you and your husband have noisy nocturnal pleasures.Readers: Let is know if you've had to explain something like this at home and how you've handled it!
