Showing posts with label Ivanka. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ivanka. Show all posts

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Punishment Coming?

This morning I woke up with the thought that we might get some high class journalism from our Olympic correspondent.  After all there was the arrival of the apple of the President’s eye in South Korea for the closing ceremonies.  Hopefully the WC would get some revealing photos to share with our readers? With Jared away (and working on that security clearance) the kitten will play?

And then there was the big news about the USA Ice ladies claiming gold over their nemeses from Canada.  That must have been a racy locker room celebration!

And how about that surprising victory of USA curling over Sweden. So much winning! (And is curling just bowling on ice? Do you "play" better after a few beers?)

But instead I woke to learn that the WC had already abandoned his post for some golfing back home:

BOSS!!!!!!!                   So, boss  I'm sitting in the "MENS LOUNGE ONLY!" at my golf club.   Trust me boss it is nice!!!!!!  

Oak locker that are the size of a Diva's dressing room, stream rooms, saunas all over,  many, many  asian massage ladies, (all wearing French maid uniforms BTW!) 

Jacuzzi's all over the place, vibrating lounging chairs, Several poker tables, (BOSS!..... all these guys play poker bare naked!!!!!!!!!)   (Golfers you know!)

These tubs you stick your feet in with Epsom salt and gently massages your sore feet after golf,  (feels heavenly!!!), magical asian pedicures, (manicures are complimentary......long finger nails can fuck with your swing you know.....)

And best of all!!!!!!!!!!!   This chick that puts hot rocks right on your package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boss,        I could go on and on!   You got to come out here and spend a day with me at the spa......  I mean golf course:)

Anyway boss the point of this story is...............   

SO......... I'm laying there getting a massage from "Lucy"......... I'm pretty sure she is Cantonese but it is hard to tell from her accent.....     Anyway, I chose the "magic butterfly massage".     According to the menu it is a:

"Sensual finger up your posterior while she lovingly massages your male stalk."

GREAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well boss....................  I was right!!!!!     Was fucking fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well,          I forgot the point of this story ........just wanted to earn my keep today, boss......

Tell Molly "Love you baby"!      

On the QT Molly.................Let me know on the "sly".... if you locked boss up for 7 more days...........It would make me very happy! 

Love you baby,

Your big teddy bear:)

WC

Thanks for the “happy ending” WC.  At least it’s good to know that you survived that late night trip to the ski jump hill and UCTMW won’t have to pick up the tab for your Medi-Vac from the Far East. 

But please don’t give Molly any ideas.  She already says I’m due for a punishment this weekend on some sort of Trumped up charge.  Not 7 days in the cage too!



Saturday, April 8, 2017

Giving "Cucks" A Bad Name

Mistress is behind the wheel and slave is on the keyboard updating our devoted readers as we barrel across Missouri, on our sad odyssey back to River City.  We dumped our youngest off at the airport yesterday morning, and headed West, across the top of Texas and then through Oklahoma, stopping only long enough to enjoy some comfort food at a cafe called "The Windy Cow", which either was a comment on methane production or an allusion to those big windmills in the region.

Mistress found the peanut butter ice crispie treats heavenly!

We ended up spending the night in Joplin, MO, famous for it's tornadoes and franchise restaurants. And after some robust wake up sex this morning, we got our second wind and headed back to the highway for the final leg of our journey.

But today's blog is not about our journey through the flyover states, but about the scandal I read about yesterday that gives all us cuckolds a bad name.


Turns out that white nationalist poster boy Steve Bannon is in a turf war with the President's son-in-law over supremacy at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. According to media reports( Bannon vs. Kushner War) Scruffy old Bannon has referred to Gerad Kushner as a "cuck".

Well he certainly is a pretty boy. And one can imagine him sliding into some of Ivanka's made in China undies or frocks behind closed doors.  But still....

It's a little hard to believe that the President's daughter, with all that public scrutiny, could really get away with cuckolding her hubby without someone blowing the whistle.  Now that would be embarrassing!

But then.... what about all those creepy comments the POTUS has made about his daughter's appearance, and his speculation about wanting to "date" her if only he wasn't her Dad.

If something's going on in the WH living quarters while Melania is holed up in Manhattan, who's to know?  You have to do something when the O'Reilly show is over, right?

I suppose we will only find out if Bannon is blowing smoke in a few years when some retired Secret Service agent writes his memoirs.