With
an extended trip to our SW hideaway planned, slave had the “clever” idea that it might be fun to help
Mistress recruit a Southwestern side-dish on AM. All you have to do is change
one’s zip code on your profile and, “wa-la”, instant access to a pool of sexy
cowboys and rugged individualists itching to please an exotic, sexually
adventurous beauty such as Molly
Collins.
Well….
that was the theory. Maybe all those guys have moved to some other web site
that I’m not aware of. But so far the pool seems pretty fished out.
There
is one guy from Santa Fe we’ve exchanged some emails with, along with an offer
to meet for a drink one afternoon. But he’s gotten a little tedious already,
with a little too much bragging about the size of his wine cellar and his forays
to upscale restaurants.
“If
we’re talking about size slave, I’m not sure it’s a wine cellar I’m interested
in.”
Then
there is his reaction to Mistress’s candid statement that her husband gives her
permission and would be fully updated on any of their prospective interactions.
“I
hope he doesn’t want to watch or listen in” was his response,
“that
would be a little creepy….” He
clearly has never heard of the cuckold thing.
There
is another persistent fellow who fancies himself as a latter day Ricardo
Montalban, who’s picture features a bushy head of white hair and matching
moustache. No doubt he drives a fancy car with “fine Corinthian leather”. But at 64 he’s really not what Mistress
is looking for…. After all she’s already got one aging consort. Who needs
another? Unless he brings some other guy along for a threesome?
There
have been several creepy looking guys who like to send photos showing off all
their tattoos.
“Yuck”,
was Mistress’s only reaction.
Then
there is this guy who at least makes it clear what he’s looking for:
We both know why we are here and
there is no reason to play games. I'm a 100% heterosexual man who enjoys sex
with a woman, concentrating on her erogenous zones and am looking for open
minded and sensual women who desire to receive as well as give sensual
pleasure. I like conversation and foreplay, but also like to cut to the chase
and enjoy, as I am a busy and well educated small business owner who works in a
physical profession. Not really kinky but you only live once so definitely open
to some different experiences... tell me what really turns you on!
What turns me on the most is a
confident, adventurous woman who does not play head games and is ready for not
just friendship but also sexual intimacy at all times.
Now at least he can
cut to the chase….my guess is he doesn’t have a wine cellar, but that “at all
times” line makes you wonder if he’s
looking for the Uber version of a sexual partner.
Then there’s a guy
from Colorado – purportedly single who’s profile name is “Likes to Sneak
Around”. He claims he is “ready to
get crazy naked”, and notes that “I really love pleasing women, taking them to
the brink and keeping them there until they can’t take it no more.”
While Mistress
might appreciate Mr. Sneak Around’s aspirations, I think she’d be taken aback
by his notion of good grammar.
The bottom line: it
may be hard to find a suitable match for Mistress on line in a part of the
country that is sparsely populated.
Not enough fish in the sea.
Compare that to the rather prolific adventures of Rebecca over at
Lapsed Catholic Wife as summarized this week in her year end up date. Becs, I’m wondering how you find the
time to fit them all in?
So at this point Mistress is still shopping. Maybe Slim Pickens will just fall out of the sky some day and surprise her with his moves.
