CENSORED!

Mistress and slave went into family exile for the holidays, leaving the Dowager Domme, our whiny sisters, and various and sundry other extended family members back in River City for a weekend on the lam in sunny Savannah. The excuse was a visit with our daughter and her boyfriend. But it was certainly liberating to spend a few nights in a very plush historic Inn and avoid the hassle of serving yet another big meal to an unhelpful crowd that has become too accustomed to our hospitality.

Rest assured that there has been lots of R&R time in our upgraded suite, so that slave has delivered Mistress more than a few cums these last few days. And slave has hardly been denied himself!  It turns out that not preparing a meal involving turkey and stuffing may be the ultimate Thanksgiving aphrodisiac! That and some of the local oysters!

The only downside has been the local internet service provider used by our Inn. Can you imagine my shock when I pressed the button to get to our Blog page only to learn that it was blocked as PORNOGRAPHY!

Moi, a pornographer?  Say it isn't so! I think we run a very R rated blog here!  We never cross the line into appealing to purely prurient interests. And I always discretely cover Mistress's clean shaven folds with a delicately placed zebra tail or something equally artsy! Add in the occasional political commentary and we have at least some redeeming social value at UCTMW, don't we?

Fortunately, I was able to retrieve our mobile wifi device from the car in order to connect with our demanding audience to assure you that we have not yet been interned at Guantanamo. Apparently Verizon doesn't have such discerning standards

Frozen Butt Plug?

We've had a very long and chilling February here in River City.

And with the google crack-down still ambiguously threatening, I am reluctant to persuade Mistress to pose for any provocative photos that might catch the attention of the censorship algorhythmns. So I guess I am stuck with icy imagery.

I wonder if they have a cock cage big enough to fit this guy?

The odd thing is that while Google is getting all prudish, the so called main stream media has gotten all kinky.

Of course there is the whole 50 Shades phenomenon, with all those matron and co-eds flocking to the cinema for whips, blindfolds and soft-core BDSM.  I was thinking it was time for a little Femdom to balance things out when what pops up on the Hulu trailers is a new movie called My Mistress. The teaser suggests a tale involving the curious boy from next door stumbling upon a pro-Domme who turns him into her pool boy.... and so much more.

Sadly, I never had randy neighbor ladies like that back when I was trying to earn a little spending money to buy the latest Beatle album back in the 60's.

I also recently noticed an episode of the Comedy Channel series "Broad City", entitled To Peg or Not to Peg. The short clip I've linked shows what happens when one of the goofy heroines asks her date, mud-hijinks,  if he'd like to reverse positions, and he pulls out a strap-on for her  to deploy.

Considering these deviations from more conventional media sources, I suspect western civilization will survive if I post a few more photos of Mistress's pleasing naughty bits, don't you?

New Home Under Construction

Mistress was grousing a bit yesterday about her now weeks long absence of extracurricular nooky.

"This whole cuckold thing can get a little annoying slave....these extra guys all have their own sets of issues to deal with...."

It's true, whether it's cat allergies, nosy girlfriends, kids at home, or unreliable babysitters, it seems that the cuckold ideal - the dominant guy who is always ready with a hard cock, buff body and unique sexual stylings - is hard to replicate in real life. Maybe we need to recruit a side - side dish?

It's at moments like those that slaves have to rise to the occasion. It helped last evening after work that Mistress disclosed she had worn her peek-a-boo tights thru her busy work day. It made things very convenient when it came time to put my lips and tongue to their highest and best use.

In the meantime, slave was busy exploring options in case the Google axe falls on UCTMW. I was able to quickly set up a shadow blog at Wordpress. It's a lot uglier than our current digs, but I suppose it can be spruced up and decorated to meet our readers discerning standards.

One other option I noticed is that I can buy the "Under Contract" domain from google for the grand total of $12. I think I can squeeze that out of our miserly corporate controller. But here's the question: if UCTMW went to its own google sold domain, would that spare us the google censorship axe?

I hate redecorating.