Fast Week....

Mistress and slave have been whiling away our time here at the UCTMW hideaway, enjoying morning sex and bike rides, long hours on our patio with Mistress sunning herself and slave hunkered down on some real work for clients, followed by afternoon naps and worship as the late afternoon thunderclouds gather and bluster in the sky.

It's the sort of getaway where the days blend together and you wake up and realize a week has gone by.

Dang.

If things go as planned we have another week to go. But we already know it will go too fast.

Rather than watch Convention coverage last night we had two couples over for dinner - locals we have known for some time who are good with silly stories that riff off one another until everyone dissolves into giggles.  Of course the fact that they brought with them some of the latest high-tech marijuana delivery systems certainly helped.  With all this new vaping stuff going on, slave will never have to hear about how he can't roll a  joint again!

Of course these folks are not in on the kink side of Mistress and slave's double life. They would be shocked to know that slave sometimes don's a cock cage at Mistress's command. (I know what you're going to ask Teri and Diane -- no the cock cage was not brought with us on this trip!)

But they did have a funny story about a party they recently attended. One of the ladies had complemented a 60 something woman we both know on her remarkable chest.

"They were hard not to notice", as she used her hands to signify the magnitude of our mutual friends 'girls'.

"But then after a few drinks I finally asked her 'are they real'. So right in the middle of the party she lifts her top, then her bra and they just spill out.

'No... they're brand new', she says...'feel them'...."

Yikes.

As it turns out only one of our friends took up the offer. But we were all laughing so hard I can't recall what her reportage was on how they felt. At least the nipples were still in the right place,

Of course, slave hopes Mistress never resorts to such foolishness. Her 'girls' are more than lovely  au naturale.