Mistress and slave have
been spending lots of time in bed and on the ski slopes this week. We even had a couple of “two-a-days”,
enabled by a a late afternoon nap that revived both of our energy levels after
several hours out in the cold and on our legs.
Another aid is slave’s
faithful “aneros”.
Why not put in your
device, slave?”
As phrased, it was a
question. But I considered it an
order from a Mistress who doesn’t want to bother with anything other than a
firm and steady work-a-day cock if she is going to indulge in some later
afternoon nookie. And she got exactly what she was looking for.
(BTW, we do not display my aneros on the book shelf as a knick knack....But it sure would be a conversation starter, wouldn't it?)
Sadly, Mistress has
been left with only her slave’s attentions these last few weeks. And it seems
she may have to “suffer” a little longer, at least until we get back to River
City in the next few days. We
clearly struck out with AM here in the high desert, and a study by some grad
students at the University of Toledo may explain why. It seems that male AM users are more likely to me
concentrated in affluent areas outside of big cities rather than out here on
the edge of the wilderness. The
researchers (who specialize in geography and planning) used data found in the
big AM leak of a couple of years ago to probe into the locus of all those male
philanderers:
The result was a
first-of-its-kind geographical look at internet-facilitated infidelity, and
serves as a warning to the wives of affluent Fairfield County, Connecticut,
home to tony Greenwich and Stamford.
That area posted the
highest rate of male subscribers who paid the website to engage in extramarital
affairs.
Researchers found the
Fairfield area led the nation with 6.23 Ashley Madison subscriptions per 1,000
people aged 18 to 79, followed by the metropolitan areas of Boulder, Colo.,
Jacksonville, N.C., and Manchester, N.H.
The metro Toledo area
was in the “middle of the pack,” with “nothing unusual going on,” said Mr.
Chohaney.
In fact, it turns out
that River City has a higher percentage of AM users than “Greater Toledo”
(which sounds like an oxymoron, doesn’t it?).
There wasn’t a link to
let me drill down into AM users in the SW, but since this is a relatively less affluent area, it explains the
slim pickings for a Mistress with “permission” to acquire a side-dish. The
study also explains why she kept getting solicitations from the Boulder /
Denver suburbs, even though that area is too many hours away to find a reliable
extracurricular lover.
Maybe we need to look
on that “FarmersOnly.com” site the next time? I love their slogan “City Folk
Just Don’t Get It”.
Mistress might just take a cotton to a guy who knows his way around livestock.
