Over at All Mine, Suzanne recently won a bet over, of all things, the U Conn v. Harvard basketball game (who knew that a beast of the Big East was allowed to schedule an Ivy League team - it seems tantamount to child abuse!)
When U Conn failed to cover the 20 point spread Suzanne's macho former linebacker lover Jay had generously provided, Suzanne won the bet, and the stakes were high: She gets to use her 'big blackie", normally reserved for her sissy wife Tammy, on Jay. (Jay, considering the fact that Harvard was actually ranked 24 last week, I'm wondering if you "took a dive" on this one..... but that's just speculation on old Mick's part).
Always trying to be helpful (and exploit the always higher rating when we tie into the adventures of Suzanne and her entourage), I invited our Western Correspondent to dust off his keyboard, and submit a tutorial on "taking it like a man". I know this will give Jay some practical guidance and encouragement has he take this next step.
Mick has asked me to write a tutorial about a guy getting
fucked with a strap on.
Being a dutiful
and loyal employee of the UCTMW media empire [Ed. note: while still eschewing
the style book re: periods]
Here it
goes
I don’ t
think most guys OR gals realize how dominant an act fucking is until the tables
are turned
Ever since
I was young I always did dominant things durning intercourse like grabbing
hair, spanking, pushing
a finger
up the bottom, etc.
However I
have always enjoyed having a finger up my ass too
(I have a
hot lady doctor and always enjoy my prostate examinations:)
BTW. I too
own some aneros toys, which I usually use during sex
I find the
prostate stimulation makes
for better orgasms and I highly recommend getting one
Now, as for
strap on sex, I suggest getting a
pretty big - but not too big -dildo
for the harness
For the
harness I recommend one that fits tightly and has a vibrator that fits over
your female partner’s clit
And one
that positions the dildo right over the clit
It is
important that the lady orgasms while fucking her man
I love it
when B cums while fucking me
She starts
ramming it in real hard and dominant, and grabs my hips and just fucks the shit
out of me taking her pleasure with no real concern for me!
There’s
lots of moaning and groaning
HOT!
Also it is
important to get a dildo with some "give" in it, hard plastic dildos
hurt
It is also
important to go slow to give your partners bottom time to adjust
Anal pain
is not sexy... it just hurts
Talking can
also enhance the experience
Things like
"take it bitch" or "look who likes getting their ass
fucked" are pretty hot and dominant
But
always remember the goal is pleasure, not pain
Interestingly,
I never cum from getting fucked, but still enjoy it a lot
SO
That is my
two cents worth
The likes
getting fucked
And I think
you will too Jay
WC
In addition to this tutorial, maybe a little "live action" fun is appropriate too, so here is a video from an apropos episode of Weeds.
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WC,
ReplyDeleteYou really are on a roll! Nice to see you trying to make up for what was a rather long and unproductive period that was lacking in these kinds of contributions.
Excellent information BTW. And about that lady doctor, does she seem to get any enjoyment out of your annual physical?
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ReplyDeleteGreat post, WC!
ReplyDeleteThanks Donna
ReplyDeleteAnd Suzanne
Yes I definitely think she does enjoy it
She makes a big production about the whole thing
Her name is Arlis
I read somewhere on the internets that medical professionals are the kinkiest of us all
I think that is true!
The should have been a gyn, (think of the fun I would have each day!)
No thanks to the ob
Too many late nights
WC
And Mick
ReplyDeleteI thought the executive editors job was to put in the periods.
The
Too much fun!
WC
Very interesting WC, thanks. I agree that fucking is a very dominant act.
ReplyDeleteAnd btw Mick, you have to acknowledge the style of a guy who can use the phrase "eschewing the style book" and feel bound by the conventions surrounding the period.
-sin
Thank you Sin!
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