Seating for two?

In yesterday's post, Mick gave you a glimpse of an interesting French chair on display at an "Erotic Museum" near the Moulin Rouge. 

It looked liked this:
 

Rather than walking the streets of Paris, I used the search option on my laptop and was able to find a few somewhat comparable items available at Amazon.com.

Now I'll admit that these don't have the fancy fabric and cute little bow back rest, and you would need to arrange for your own slave, sub, or kinky friend to provide the stimulus, but I would rather have human than mechanization anyway, wouldn't you?

  Pipedreams Fetish Fantasy The Incredible Sex Stool with Free Love Mask

The Fetish Fantasy Sex Stool is designed to play hard--it holds up to 300 lbs. and is constructed with a heavy duty tubular steel frame. The opening in the seat's center allows you to get closer and go deeper than ever before, for maximum penetration and maximum pleasure! Best of all, it's discreet enough to pass as a normal chair or stool in your bedroom. 

You know, I can't imagine that a 300 pound person would look at that and think it looks comfortable. And frankly, I don't think I want to be under there when a 300 pound person takes a seat. I also am a tad suspicious as to whether this would pass as a "normal chair" in my bedroom. I think, perhaps, a perceptive person might guess that the tubular steel pieces with a cutout seat of of TPU, thermoplastic polyurethane, is not part of my bedroom suite.

That being said, The Incredible Sex Stool with Free Love Mask gets some very nice reviews, like this one, "This stool is a must have for any couple. all kinds of new positions to explore." And there is a review that offers these words of wisdom, " Be sober the first time you use it." I really wish there had been more explanation about what happened with that couple, but there wasn't.

Oh, and I never did figure out why there is a Love Mask included, nor which position is suppose to wear it. There may be an explanation included in the packaging, I don't know.

Now, if we really want to measure up with the French on this situation, we may need to consider the next step in price and size. And so, may I present, drum-roll, please,...

The Mr-S-Leather Deluxe Rimming Seat with 18" & 12" Legs  

Product Features

·       1" steel pipes, covered in black rubber, are torqued into chrome-plated iron fittings for a strong, solid frame.

·       Unsurpassed in anal, oral and genital gratification!

·       Can accommodate up to 266 lbs.

While a tad pricey, and somewhat visually reminiscent of something my grandmother kept next to her bed in her advancing years, it does have an outstanding five star review titled Ass Eater at Amazon. Here is just a bit of that five star review: "I am not sure if it is the chair or his great tongue work, but I know that I was in heaven for hours. The greatest feeling I think I ever had. Hope to get mine soon, it was just too good to explain."

It does sound as though the reviewer was well pleased with the Mr-S-Leather Deluxe Rimming Seat. Although I guess the relationship didn't continue because I can't imagine a couple needing more than one of these, unless, as suggested with the previous item, they are passing them off as a pair of "normal chairs" in a seating group in the master bedroom.

The weight capacity on this seat is a little less than the Pipedreams Sex Stool, and I must admit to a rather perverse interest in what kind of testing was necessary to learn that the maximum weight load the seat will accommodate is 266 pounds and not 267. Was anyone, seated or serving, hurt during the testing of this product?

I think either of these seats could be very nice indeed, both practical and useful in households like ours. While I will admit to being a bit disappointed to notice that the Free Super Saver Shipping isn't available on these products, I am glad to know they are readily available to those with computer access. Plus, I really didn't care for the material on the French seat!

I shop at Amazon all the time. If while I am ordering cat food and coffee, I see that either of these seats is on sale, I'll be sure to let you know.


Donna