Wildlife

After our morning wake up sex here in the high desert, poor Mistress was inundated with a number of phone and email "conversations" from her office. Our original plan had been for a morning bike ride, but she had  clearly had enough of the "karma killing" folks at work, so she suggested an alternative plan.

"Let's just go to the beach, Slave."

The beach here is at the foot of a steep, winding 1/3 mile trail into the Rio Grande Gorge. The destination is an ancient hot springs on the bank of the river, with a small sandy beach to boot. Sadly, Mistress was unable to do any nude sunbathing, because she did not want to shock a group of  Archeology students and faculty from Columbia and Barnard who were mapping some ancient ruins and searching for petroglyphs left here by the Anasazi or other long lost tribes.

We did run into some horses left to graze at the rim of the gorge by their owners. Amazingly, the single strand rope "cage"  left by the owners was all it took to keep them from wandering off.  We met the owners on the trail and they said a simple strand of twine was usually enough to mark their limits back at their ranch.

I suspect Mistress wished she could train me so well!  But maybe that's where we're heading.

We spent a few hours basking in the sun, and cooling in the tepid springs and cold river, heading home only when late afternoon storm clouds gathered.

We still had plans for a ride, but figured a 4 pm nap would be a nice idea. AS it turns out we slept for about an hour, to be woken by a call to Mistress from J.

They were cute as she talked to him from our bed about what's up in River City. He can be a little taciturn, so I can imagine his embarrassment when Mistress inquired as to whether he missed having sex with her.  No doubt the answer is "yes", for both of them.

When the call was done, it seemed that Mistress was in the mood for a little attention from her Slave. She instructed me to insert my "device", the aneros, to assure a particularly needy cock - no problem there. And after I worshiped her to one slowly building cum, she decided it was time to ride her cock, to a few more moaning and groaning orgasms, before she rolled over to let her Slave take his own pleasure from her lush body.

We did end up taking the bike ride, but only after a rather startling discovery.  As I was retrieving our bikes and helmets from the back of the house, I noticed a little "guest" hiding behind a snow shovel leaning against a wall.

A rather young rattle snake, only about 20 inches long.  I moved the shovel, hoping he would just slither away. Instead he coiled up in a defensive crouch.....

After pointing out the little dude to Mistress, we steered clear of him, wondering where his larger Mother might be lurking.

We hope this doesn't discourage potential guests for the bloggers' convention. (He was gone when we returned from our ride).

But before signing off, I did want to share with you some additional ideas that our Western Correspondent had for products for the UCTMW on line retail store:

Hey Mick 

Here is my idea for new products if you want to use it tomorrow and sleep in

Bicycle seats..........

I think Donna is on to something here

Her dildo seat could become unisex         

Just a slight adjustment built into the seat for a different angle and voila! 

Unisex seat..

Then we could partner with Hitachi and build a vibrating seat for the ladies of UCTMW

And the world!!!!!!!!

A little switch on the handlebars could switch it on and off

Or just duct tape a vibrator to the bike seat

That is the WC's idea:)

Then her riding partner could roll up beside her and twist the handle when he wanted her to speed up.... or slow down:)

Then Molly.......... when you are sucking gas on a long up hill

Presto, instant energy!!!!!

Hey............ they let us use cell phone in our cars.......

And Donna

We can have them build either a dildo.... vibrator......Or both into your new chair

That would get you out and about!!!!!!!!!!!

And just think Molly maybe you can pitch this idea to Ford, GM and Toyota,,

In fact I'm sure you could

Happy lady drivers all over the world!!!!!!!

Maybe a few more crashes but......

The WC doesn't mind:)

Just kidding!!!!

Love all you Nuts

The WC

Thanks, WC for these exciting new product concepts.

Though I wonder how Ralph Nader or Consumer Reports might react to these new "distractions" for those traveling our highways.  But just think, it could be a boon for personal injury lawyers.