Thursday, June 28, 2012

UCTMW Merchandising?

Apparently our Senior Correspondent Donna was fixated  on the watch hanging from the lovely Molly's neck the other day in the photo taken for our "Drive By Cum" entry.  And with the magic of science she came up with this close up!  I suppose we could issue these to our far flung staff members on their retirement. On the other hand, maybe we need an official on-line UCTMW Store to sell some of our favorite products, sort of like the Romney campaign has official branded scissors to commemorate the candidate's prep school bully days.

I suppose we could get a cross-marketing arrangement with products used here frequently: my custom made steel cock cage, the Hitachi or aneros?  There are those bamboo canes I can harvest from our rental property in town. Certainly UCTMW logoed T-shirts and thongs. Maybe some oversized male undies to fit a WC style "special occasion cock"? Any other ideas, staff?

I did want to recommend an article (Lust in Alaska) from yesterday's Washington Post, written by two female reporters from DC who traveled to Alaska to see if reports on the better odds of finding men there were true. Apparently there are more guys there, but a lot seem to be missing teeth and good grooming habits. Ah well. You can't have it all, girls!

One part I thought was amusing was the guy who aspired to have his own Yurt some day. It reminded me of our "exile" days over at Mistress and Slave on the Lam , when we had to hide out in a tricked out Yurt in Mongolia until we made sure that our "Mick and Molly" cover had not been blown back in River City.

As it turns out, Mistress and slave are going on the Lam again later today, for about a week, to our little mountain hideaway in the southwest. We are hoping that the smoke from those horrific fires to the north and southwest are not going to murk up those beautiful azure skies we love.

The cute Co-Ed is staying home, so it will be just the two of us, getting some R & R. So don't be surprised if the posts get a little spotty and perfunctory over the next few days.




4 comments:

  1. If you are marketing things we want Molly's diet and exercise program cause we damn sure want Molly's ass.

    And don't forget the strap on.

    And I think I might order some of that bamboo for Big Bad... Need to see the price list right?

    And as an aside, having just been in Alaska, I would say that there are tons of guys. And I'm not sure you could take any of them out of Alaska. Might be an issue...

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  2. Alaska is like Wyoming

    Where the men are men

    And the sheep are nervious!

    I for one am all for the marketing

    The poor WC hasn't had a raise in over a year!!!!

    And we all agree about Molly's Sin:)

    The broke,

    WC

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  3. Let's see, where do I begin?

    How about letting time stand still at say 5 o'clock?

    I'm surprised you haven't already rented out that yurt of yours and packaged it as some sort of kinky getaway.

    I'm sure you're sitting on a potential gold mine here. Time to get to get off your ass and start generating some cash flow so your staff can finally get a raise.

    The cock cage could be a big seller, especially if you (and potentially J) and Molly provide testimonials to their effectiveness.

    The has plenty of marketing ideas,

    Suzanne

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  4. Good idea Sue,

    I think a testomonial from J would move those cages like hot cakes!!

    The can wait for his raise,

    WC

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