Our Western Correspondent Visits His Neighborhood Swingers Club

It’s not often that we get a report from our Western Correspondent that does not involve deployment in some form or another of his special occasion cock. But since this was an initial foray into an unknown environment, and Mrs. WC was along to keep tabs on his, we will cut him some slack. Though I am a little anxious about what the monthly UCTMW expense account tab will show:

Well Mick,

B and I went to the swingers club near our house Saturday night.

Very impressive

A very nice property

It is an old hunting lodge on the banks of what passes for a river around here

A big wooden log structure they clam is 18,000 square feet, which sounds about right

The are Buffalo, Elk, Deer, and Bear heads mounted on the wall as used to be the style around here

Think upscale Dude Ranch in Colorado, Wyoming or Montana, and that is what it is like

There are two big rooms each with a bar  

They serve food with a wait staff

The compound is 5 acres, fenced, with some nice cabanas and lawn for sunbathing or fucking in the sun:) in the summer

There were several big screen TVs scattered about, playing either Porn or motocross

Not quite sure what that was all about…. but ,,,,oh well... the porn was good:)

There was a stage and a big dance floor, and they had a DJ playing a dance beat all night long

There were several hundred people there.... the place was packed

They don't have a liquor license, so you just bring your own beverage and give it to the bartender and he serves you all night

The bartender was a great guy, but as B noted "the bartender doesn't have any pants on"

Actually he did have some kind of skimpy shorts on but not your usual bartender uniform

B and I got a table and just watched the people for a couple of hours

Dress for the evening seemed to me to be, for lack of a better word.... slut!

And I mean that in a good way:)

Lots of very short dresses and skirts... sans panty for the most part, BTW

Very low cut tops... some under the breasts:)  Corsets and some fetish wear

Guys were “business casual”

So people just danced and socialized till about 10:30, when we noticed people disappearing thru a door

Being the erstwhile UCTMW reporter I figured we better investigate: )

The door led to the kitchen and you walked thru the kitchen to a stairway that led downstairs

Think the movie Goodfellas, where the boys entered the Copa Cabana through the kitchen

Was kind of like that:)

The basement was a labyrinth of different rooms kind of like a maze 

Each room was different had some had couches, some beds, lots of mirrors, one fetish room with some bondage furniture and a spanking horse

Just your normal basement

Except .............

THERE WERE PEOPLE FUCKING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys fucking girls, girls fucking girls, many people all fucking each other, anything you can imagine

OMG!!

We had no sooner set foot in the first room when we were approached by a couple and asked if we wanted to "play"

We declined their generous offer, and just wandered around watching the show

BTW the facility had bowls of condoms scattered about,

See, they are safety conscious:) 

We were asked to play by several other couples but we had decided not to on our first visit so we didn't but .... next time:)....

Anyway we had a very good time, and think the place is very, very cool...

Dispatch from the Western Headquarters of UCTMW,

Signed

The 

WC