Yesterday morning, Mistress woke to call from her lover J. He was calling on his way to a golf match and wanted to make sure was all ok with her out here in the high dessert. When I heard her voice I knew it was time to shut down my lap-top, make her some coffee and get her primed for some wake-up sex. Which, of course was particularly lovely out here in our favorite bedroom, views of the mountain looming over us as we relaxed after some lovey start the vacation right cum(s) for both of us.
About an hour later, Slave was out in our back yard when I saw something that was unique for these parts. On the flight here I had read an article in the Times about bears coming ever closer to human turf in Colorado and New Mexico this year due to the agonizing draught. They are desperate to gorge before the winter hibernation season, and have been forced to loot trash bins and invade kitchen pantries when a window or door are left open.
But it's something we don't expect here, on a flat plain, about 1 mile or so before the Sangre de Christo mountains pop up behind us, with lots of fences between us and bear country.
Nevertheless, as I pulled some weeds that had popped up on our patio, no more than about 10 feet from me, an adolescent bear scampered between a low adobe wall and a stand of red willow bushes.
The little beast was about 4 feet long, and maybe 3 feet high on all fours as he/she casually strolled by. Of course this suggested that Mama bear, no doubt considerably bigger was not far, so I simply held my ground rather than follow the little rascal.
I brought this up later to Mistress, who was sorry she had missed my sighting. It did not prevent her from napping out on the patio later in the afternoon, though, and letting the mid-afternoon sun grace her naked breasts.
But it my impact my switch day plans for her.
"Mistress, what if I tie you to that chair tomorrow, smear a little organic honey on your clean shaven folds, and see what develops?"
That would be one of those horny babes in bondage meets wildlife story that 'Nilla would go for wouldn't it?
"If you tie me out there you better not leave me alone, Slave."
Probably a good idea. Now I have more to worry about than the Fed Ex man getting an eyeful.
O, wow!
ReplyDeleteGreat picture, how cool!!
And yeah, i think that's a big "NO" on the honey smear and leaving her there.
aisha
Word is out in the animal kingdom that you two have returned. I suspect this little guy was sent to your place by his brothers to help check the angles for the cameras they have aimed at your patio and bedroom windows.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Donna
cute story. Good pic of the bear too!
ReplyDeleteI guess I should have made more clear that the photo is courtesy of google images. I did not have my camera with me when the bear scampered by. But he looked pretty much like that one, maybe a little smaller.
DeleteI do have some nice organic honey in the pantry!
Mick
Mick
ReplyDeleteYou should have guard duty out on the patio while Mistress sunbathes, wearing your cock cage of course, in the event the bears get snippy.
Suzanne
I promise not to leave her helpless on the patio if I have to run any errands today.
Deleteone of my two HUGEST fears is bears. Just the thought of that made me shudder, made me run away and not return to comment until today.
ReplyDeleteI mean...it's NOT weird to be afraid of bears, people! They'll EAT you. And even if they don't they'll leave you in a world of hurt. And...shudders. Okay, I have to stop now...urg.
nilla