Thursday, January 16, 2014

Internationally Famous Domme and Sports Wagerer Goes Convenieintly Missing?

This weekend brings the penultimate encounters of the seemingly endless NFL season. And the marquee affair is one of a long and storied series of match-ups between Peyton Manning, now of the Denver Broncos and Tom Brady, who has stuck with the New England Patriots through his career.

Manning, in the twilight of his career, has once again given his team a record setting regular season. He's one of those good-old-boy types from a deep red state, but now  presents himself more like a stock broker panhandling for high net worth clients, than some cracker from Mississippi. He's very button down in those  post game press conferences, like he's rehearsing for a career as Governor of Nebraska. Was this the same guy who appeared as a cut up on Saturday Night Live early in his career? The trouble is that in the post-season, he has tended to flinch, under-performing when the games count the most.

On the other hand, Tom Brady, who came to the Pats by way of Michigan as a late round draft choice, has cultivated the glamor boy look, particularly after he hooked up with that super model, who seems to keep him on a very short leash. The way he stands tall in the pocket makes you think she sometimes forgets to remove the butt plug or cock cage before game time. Tom is more often seen in a tux, with that spikey hair coif than in his sweats at practice.But he does seem to peak at the right time, taking his team farther and deeper in the pay-offs on a consistent basis than any of his contemporaries.

Yeah, I know, they are just jocks. Why write about them in some sex blog, Mick?

Well my point is that two of the "friends of UCTMW", Suzanne over at All Mine, and our underproductive Western Correspondent, have some skin in this game. The WC is a die hard "Donkeys" fan, convinced that "PFM" is the 2nd coming of John Elway and will return his team to the promised land. While Suzanne has a soft spot for her Patriots, and probably would like sloppy seconds with Mr. Glamour Boy when Giselle is done with her pre-game ass fucking.

In light of these competitive interests, one would think there could be constructed a colorful cross-blog wager over the outcome of this weekend's mammoth struggle, right?  Maybe some surrogate 'back channel" take downs involving Mike or Suzanne? Or how about Suzanne's lover Jay being the "butt boy" for a change.... he has the season tix right? What if he and Tammy trade places for a week, with Jay in the cock cage doing the fluffing, should the mighty Brady strike out.

It had such great potential.

But then something mysterious happened. Suddenly Suzanne and  ALL Mine went dark this week. Right in the middle of the play-offs.

Is she on some secret mission: maybe accompanying her former Senator, John Kerry to the Middle East to give Syrian President Assad a taste of what he's missing to induce him into exile?

Or could she be on an undercover mission to Moscow, hoping to retrieve Bob Kraft's Super Bowl ring from President Putin. They say he's going a little soft, releasing Pussy Riot and all. Maybe Suzanne brought Big Blackie along to REALLY bring out Vladdy's feminine side?

On the other hand, maybe Suzanne is just dodging the bet, her confidence in the outcome and Mr. Glamor Boy fading. PFM's win over the weekend, after three consecutive play-off busts, suggests he may have overcome his post-season jitters. And the last  time Glamour Boy faced a Manning in the Super Bowl - little brother Eli - well it didn't turn out so well for the Patriots.

Are you hiding from us Suzanne?

9 comments:

  1. WC here

    That was great Mick

    You should be a sports writer

    Or handycapper

    Yes

    Very very strange the way Sue disappeared just as it is time for Mr Gissel to come to town to play PFM.......

    Now Sue

    Just to be ckear

    I have offered my ass to B's big dildo

    For Jays ass for big blakie

    Strait up no points

    Winner take all so to speak

    Or something like that:)

    Course I am open to other Ideas

    And I am more than happy to bet Mick or his ass in any wager

    We would be more than happy to buy him a ticket to New England

    After all we all stick together here at UCTMW

    The waiting for Suzanne

    WC

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  2. It's all very mysterious Mick. First I thought it was just another one of those academic junkets. Then all of a sudden we stopped hearing from her at precisely the same time glamor boy went missing. Then she finally called us when he shows up for practice looking tired and worn down (jet lag?). We all now she has a heavy crush on the Pats QB. Here's a tip....take the Broncos and the points. This is a wounded and hurt Patriots team. Not risking my ass on this game!

    Jay

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  3. Thanks for the tip Jay. and it was interesting to see Glamor Boy re-emerge after a sudden disappearance from practice looking rode hard and put away wet. I think you are wise to not put your own tender parts on the line. But what about Suzanne? I guess she doesn't want to put her ass where her mouth is either?

    Mick

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  4. WC here

    Seems like a good choice Jay

    But I agree with Mick

    Suzanne......

    Get your ass up in the air girl!!!!

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  5. Oh, I think Suzanne is going to find a very special way to deal with all three of you! It is sure to be a slowly unfolding, quite painful punishment, sure to be followed by thick sarcasm, and I can't wait to hear about it!

    Good luck, guys!
    Donna

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  6. Or Susanne is actually a horny, pimple covered, 16 year old boy who got his computer and internet taken away because he brought home bad grades.

    Has anyone actually ever met Susanne?

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  7. There is also that theory, Anon. You are not the first to suggest that Suzanne may be a clever fictional construct, but she has built a rather nuanced and detailed cover over the years.

    Mick

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  8. Anyone who reads any sex blogs or tumblr accounts could write the drivel she does. When you write, it seems real. Maybe because of all the details juggling family life and kids and work etc. Suzanne seems like reading any one of the millions of erotica novels that anyone can read, or write. Someone writing of the world they WISH they lived in, not one that they actually DO live in.

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  9. WC here

    Dear Anonymous,

    WTF???

    Are

    You

    Talking about??????????

    Relax

    Take a big breath

    And enjoy yourself

    OK

    Nevertheless

    The still wonders

    Where is the famous gambler (when she knows she will win) Suzanne???

    Suzanne.........

    The Pats are sure to win

    And you know it

    SO.......

    What is the bet?????

    The poor poor

    WC

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