Sunday, October 6, 2013

Glamor Boy Skulks Back to the Coast

Slave returned home from today's game very wet, but gratified that my prediction of the inevitable outcome was finally confirmed. And while I expected the Pussycats to emerge victorious, I must say that even I did not expect that the Boy Wonder's 50 + game streak of TD passes would come to an end at the hands of the lowly Pussycats.

Of course, you have to give Suzanne credit. She too must have come to the conclusion that her Patriots' undefeated record would not survive a trip to River City. Otherwise she and her loyal subjects would have taken my offer to join us here for the game, and post some intriguing stakes on the outcome.

You do have to admire Tom Brady though. He strides onto the field like an executive trying to convince skeptical analysts that his stock is a bargain, and struck a particularly  alluring figure in those pink accessories worn this week in honor of the Breast Cancer Awareness. But he looked particularly cute on his ass, after those four sacks and numerous other QB "pressures" he had to endure. And after all, he does get to go back to the babe who some speculate regularly deploys a strap-on to keep him in line.


On the drive home, Slave got a chance to listen to "Hoodie"s" so called press conference, that lasted all of two minutes, one for each field goal his offensive juggernaut was able to muster. He's a man of few words. It makes you feel for the guy.... after all these years he should be spared the cruel indignity of having to play games on the road, and/or in the rain!

Fortunately, Mistress was here when I got home. After peeling off my sodden jeans, and confirming that my I-phone had not shorted out, we adjourned to the bed for some R & R. She seemed to enjoy my enthusiastic  worship, almost as much as she did her run-in with her favorite power tool this morning, Those pre-game rituals can't be ignored, and certainly paid off for our Tigers.

My only regret was that Suzanne, Jay and Tammy weren't here to "enjoy" the game, and pay-off on the bet they dodged.

Who knows, maybe we'll meet here again in the play-offs,  and they will run out of alibis.

3 comments:

  1. WC here

    Well in the long tradition of giving people shit here at UCTMW

    Looks like today is Suzanne's big day:)

    6 Points??????

    6 points??????

    The fucking Red Stocking usually get more than six freaking Points!!!!!

    Course 14 of your points were in Dallas

    14 are in jail

    14 are hurt

    And clearly Ms Brady did not get Big Blackie from Gissel Saturday night

    Was she modeling in Europe??????

    Safe behind her Moat in LA?????

    Or cuckolding Tom with some random off season NBA player?????

    The Pats better get her locked up with a long term contract right away!!!!

    The glad his lowly humble Broncos squeaked by

    But agrees with Suzanne that nothing good can cum of all this undefeated business

    After all you would know best Sue

    As Gissel took off that one terrible Superbowl weekend too!!!!!

    WC

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    1. Congratulations to the Donkeys, WC. Maybe our teams are headed for a ply-off collision!

      Mick

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  2. Is the partying finally over? Did John Boehner have anything to do with this? Six points does suck. Thirteen points usually sucks too.....usually.

    Suzanne

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