Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Ouch

Slave is still licking the psychic wounds generated by the butt kicking suffered by my alma mater at the hands of the Crimson Tide last night. We did have an enjoyable time sharing our pain at the local radio station / bar with several like minded fans, including the notorious Mattress Mary, who considers herself one of the University's "subway alumni".

If there was a hound's tooth fedora available, I suppose I'd have to eat it!

But life goes on, and there's another season ahead.

Now Slave, Mistress and the cute Co-Ed are driving across the endless high plains of Kansas, unsure whether we'll make it to Missouri before we call it quits for the night.

It could be a sad, sexless night unless we can find a hotel with a suite like arrangement along the way. Though maybe we could persuade the Co-Ed to run an important errand for 30 mintues or so?

Unlikely.

So think of the horror of Mistress and Slave going nearly 48 hours without conjugal bliss.

That's even more discouraging than a final score of 42-14.

6 comments:

  1. I actually thought of you, Mick, while watching the first half of the game last night (I couldn't stomach watching the rest).
    There's always next year.
    Michelle

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  2. Oh, I thought of you during that unfortunate event. Did you hear the half-time interview with the Notre Dame coach? They stupidly asked him what they would need to change to turn the game around. He quickly answered that the Alabama team could NOT come back out for the second half.

    Good luck...we've recently made that drive. Happy tumbleweeds =) and good luck with the hotel with a suite.

    ~fiona

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  3. I'm really not sure it would be safe for either of you to drive while going through that severe a case of sex withdrawal? Is the Cute Co-ed a decent long distance driver?

    Hugs,
    Donna

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  4. I'm with Donna. 48+ hours w/o sex after an ass whipping at the hands of Alabama? Not good.

    Suggest you find a way to have her drive straight to River City so you two can uncork yourselves.

    Suzanne

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  5. Poor poor Mick

    I feel your pain

    I nave been three weeks without sex

    And my beloved Broncos have lost some supper bowls worse than that

    Oh well shit happens my friend

    The sorry for Mick

    WC

    And besides Suzanne and Jay

    BC sucks worse!!!!!!!!!

    And hopefully Hoddie and the boys will go sown too!!!!!!!!

    The fan of the worst team in college football

    CU

    WC

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  6. NOOOOOO - tell me it's not so - not you two going 48 - forty-eight? - hours without sex!!!

    Shudder... it's too much.

    aisha

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