And though Friday was a bit over-scheduled, Mick did make sure to avoid any retail shopping, dodging the potential for participating in the mayhem that has become the Friday after Thanksgiving here in these United States. In case our overseas readers don't get the concept, here is a brief update of guns drawn, windows broken, and crazy Wal-Mart line hoppers getting hauled away to jail. All for a discount on one more plasma screen TV. The worst of Black Friday.
But there are other ways to get your Christmas shopping done. Our cracker jack former Senior Correspondent Donna is always on the lookout for that special stocking stuffer. But in this case, something else is getting stuffed into something else.
She thinks this might be the perfect gift for the WC, something special to soften the blow of getting laid off during the holiday season:
Keep your package festive & toasty even
in a blizzard!
The
X-Mas Tuggie is the hands-free way to keep your stuff covered, cuddly and warm
no matter how low the temperature dips!
The
soft and fuzzy X-Mas Tuggie slips easily around your package to keep your shaft
and balls nice and warm while caroling, skiing, sledding, building snowmen, or
throwing snowballs. An adjustable drawstring in the base ensures a secure fit
and keeps the tuggie from slipping off no matter how active you get. The tuggie
itself is covered with red and white straps to make your cock look just like a
festive candy cane. But it’s your job to talk your lover into taking a lick!
Sure
you could just use a tube sock to keep your package cozy. But then you have to
worry about the sock slipping off and falling out of your boxers. And your
typical tube sock isn’t nearly as festive or as sexy as the X-Mas Tuggie! Just
imagine the look on your lover’s face when you tell them there’s one more
present to open… and show off your X-Mas Tuggie!
The
X-Mas Tuggie measures 8.5 inches long and 2 inches wide, with a generous sized
ball sack. It is made by Pipedreams from polyester.
Molly checked this little number out and had only one concern.
"I'm not sure it's going to be big enough for the Special Occasion cock."
Some retailers here in Canada are promoting the "Black Friday" concept, even though we celebrate Thanksgiving in October (Why so early?? I have no idea. Earlier harvest time, I suppose).
ReplyDeleteFortunately, it doesn't seem to be catching on. We have quite enough shopping craziness on Boxing Day.
I'm glad to hear that you had a relaxing holiday, Mick and Molly.
Wouldn't surprise me if the WC already has one of these. I think they're a staple at those kinky Christmas parties he attends.
ReplyDeleteSuzanne
Lol... that Donna!
ReplyDeleteaisha
I was simply showing concern for a fellow unemployed correspondent who has been known to bicycle in freezing temperatures.
ReplyDeleteRemember that sad, sad time when, in a rush to take his leave, he jumped on his bicycle, neglecting to zip up? The cold wind whipped into that open barn door and, from the way he tells it, frostbite was a very close thing.
I haven't asked previously, but has anyone else wondered what might motivate a man to be in such a rush to leave a location that he would neglect to zip up in freezing temps?
Just wondering.
Donna
Ahhhhhh
ReplyDeleteThanks guys
And I can't remember Donna but it was a terrible thing!!!!!!!!!
Go Irish!!!!!!!
Where can I get one of those for my next ski trip?
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