I suppose it was inevitable. Slave's has a very secure steel cage, which once on, is impregnable, tight and very very effective. It won't come off without the key.
The trouble is it is not the easiest to get on. The hard steel ring does not open and close. It's snug as hell too. To mount it I need to schmush my balls, then my cock, through a narrow and inflexible aperture.
That task requires optimal physiological and meteorological conditions: if it's too cold, my ball sack contracts as my testes seek their natural shelter, so as to keep my sperm warm toasty and ready to fertilize a female egg at the drop of a pantie.
In addition, after I've had sex, there seems to be a natural contraction of the ball sack too. Is this part of the "recharge" process? I guess I need to look that one up.
So what happened this morning to bring all of this to a head?
Mistress has evening plans tonight. Two overlapping work events where a spouse would neither be necessary or appropriate. But she forgot to remind me last night about her anticipated desire for her Slave to be caged "to make sure you don't get into trouble while I am out."
She realized her mistake in the midst of me taking her from above, following suitable worship, during our daily "wake-Up Sex" routine.
"Slave don't forget your cage today...."
"But....."
"Here go the excuses again...."
I was hoping that a warm shower might loosen things up down there, but alas.
"Here Slave.... check this out.... no way I can get that ring on now."
Her warm hands handled my sac as I stood at the side of the bed.
"I see what you mean, Slave....."
That's when she indicated that I had an assignment today.
"You need a new cage, one that you can put on without such advance notice Slave.... and come to think of it, I'm tired of this metal detector excuse you always roll out."
So I need some help here dear cuck and caged readers: what brands do you recommend? Are there any "cock encumbrance solutions" out there that are cutting edge? (Well I don't want any cuts or sharp edges, come to think of it.... ). My last CB brand product was always pinching and yanking pubic hair. And the rings kept breaking. Isn't there a open and close non-metal product out there that will work better?
I need your advice on this fellow cucks and enforced chastity afficianados. Pronto.
HI SLAVE:
ReplyDeleteno more excuses...why has it become necessary for me to provide advance warning? I trust that you will find a viable solution.
love
Molly
yes, Mistress.
ReplyDeleteMick,
ReplyDeleteConsidering the amount of time you spend in the cage, investing in a new one might not be the best use of your hard earned money. On the other hand, I'm seeing this as a positive sign that there could be much less pampering on the horizon. I got tired of the excuses also. I stopped listening to them and they eventually went away.
Maybe tammy can give you some advice but for what it's worth, plastic versions work much better in my opinion. They might also help you get over this thing you have about metal detectors and scanners. The metal detectors don't pick them up I hear but the scanners do. So what's the big deal? And as to your litany of physiological problem, a hot bath or shower always seems to do the trick at our house.
One more thing I'd be remiss if I didn't follow up on. In a recent comment over at All Mine you mentioned, in a snarky retort to the WC, that you were comfortable as either the cuckoldee or the cuckolder. Can you expound on that for us regular readers? We'd love to hear about your experiences as the cuckolder, and perhaps how they led to what little time you do spend in the cage :)
Suzanne
p.s. - I can't think of any reasons why advance warnings of upcoming cage time would be necessary.
I guess my cuckolding days were back in the late 1980's when Molly was married? Has the statute of limitations expired? And is it not cuckolding if the husband doesn't know? Tho in the end he did find out, when we moved in together. Two questions there.
DeleteThe uncertain.
Mick
WC here
ReplyDeleteSnarky Mick???
Who would think such a thing is possible?
What has led to this new strict attitude Molly?
Is there a new dom on the sceen putting these ideas forward:)?
Suzanne I see dark days ahead for Mick
Mick I would have that new cage delieved by pony express if I were you!!!
You can send it to the Vaill address if you want and I will make sure it gets lost
But you have to make the shack payment first.....
The always has Micks back,
WC
Thanks for the offer, WC. I'll begin planning my getaway. You can introduce me to Lindsay Vonn.
Deletehttp://www.birdlocked.com/male_chastity_device/male_chastity.asp should do the job.
ReplyDeletethanks for the tip.
DeleteI don't really know how serious you are about this. I always enjoy reading your blog and reading about your adventures. I make the following suggestions with the assumption that what is most important about any "chastity device" is that you not be able to stray. That preventing masturbation is not nearly as important. Of course I make the following suggestion with the caveat that Molly is really the last word about all of this.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that using something like Birdlocked or CBXXXX device will present some of the same problems you have with uncooperative and retreating balls. Using something like a Mature Metal custom steel device will present some of the same problems as any other metal device.
My suggestion is to get a Prince Albert piercing with a big enough gage ring that would prevent you from removing it without a special tool (that Molly would keep well hidden) and when it's necessary to "lock you up" install a tamper-proof plastic seal that says something like "Property of Molly." While you would be able to masturbate, you'd be very unlikely to fool around without Molly knowing about it. No worries about retreating balls, etc.
And as for, "pinching and yanking pubic hair"...the simple solution to that is to take a lesson from Molly's "clean shaven folds" and shave!!!
that last point is something to consider..... but holes in my cock! No thanks.
DeleteMick
WC here
ReplyDeleteOMG Mick
Punching a hole through the Mick-Unit????
I fear that as serious as Molly is about this new found regime that is exactly the course she will choose
I've got a plan
Sush quiet now....
Just between us of course
You can abscond to the Vail valley and we can batch it this winter in our little 7582 square foot shack on the slopes of Vail
I have already arranged ID's and ski passes under the nom de Mick of.........
"Mick Dundee" swashbuckling ex pat Aussie with a penchant for cuckolding unsuspecting Americans
All you have to do is work on your Australian accent and we will fly you in under the dark of night
We will get you a bush hat and vest and what ever else swashbuckling Aussie's wear
And are sure to be a BIG his with the ladies
What with your stories of mounting alligators and crocodiles, swilling beer in the outback and walking about and such
Just let me know when you want me to pull the trigger and we will have you safely hidden away with in hours!!!
The smuggler
WC
Great idea. I can watch some Aussue flicks and get ready to toss some shrimp on the barbie.
DeleteLove me dingo,
Mick
i can certainly understand the difficulty someone would have with cramming even the smallest of penises and other equipment in, through, or whatever some of these devices. The steel one's seem especially cruel (and unusual). i tend to agree with Suzanne, i would try plastic. Otherwise, get smuggled like your friend suggests!
ReplyDeletesissy terri
thanks for feeling my pain terri. And I like to think it's not quite the smallest of penises, though nothing to compare to the WC's SOC.
DeleteAt least as legend goes.
Mick
How much longer after sex does your ball sac contract? Maybe putting it back on right after is a better solution. Chasity is far more fun for the keyholder than it is for the wearer. That's for sure. I've got an old CB-2000. Sometimes it hurts, other times it doesn't. Wish I was more help. Sorry.
ReplyDelete-Little Larry
My experience is you better get that ring on before you have sex....nothing kills that post coital mood than grabbing a ring and going through all that schmushing
DeleteThe likes to crash after fiucking,
Mick
A Prince Albert Piercing. Well that's interesting. What do Mistresses like Molly or Suzanne think of that?
ReplyDelete-sin
Fortunately, Mistress does not what anyone to take a sharp device to her work-a-day cock.
DeleteThe relieved,
Mick
WC here
ReplyDeleteMick this is more serious than I thought
Molly has you locked up durning the day?
On a Saturday?
Why.....
That violates several of your excuses!!
How can you have Saturday afternoon sex???
That longstanding Collins tradition
Yep.....
I fear Molly has come under the influence of some dom guy who doesn't have your best interests at heart
All this talk of puncturing the Mick-Unit
Locking it up on Saturdays
Why what is likely to be your fate when she goes to visit Jay tommorow???
You could end up locked up overnight!!!!
Better pack you bags my friend
But be sure make that little shack payment first
Right now it is just the payment plus some extra 4 thousand or so dollars for foreclosure fees.......
Looking forward to wooing American tourists with my new Aussie friend
The will be your wingman,
WC
WC here again
ReplyDeleteLindsey is in Copper Mountain right now training Downhill with the US team
But we can just jump over the hill and have dinner with her.....
ALL:
ReplyDeleteFinally I speak up. A few answers:
1) NO WC there is no other Dom....in fact I am on a break.
2) Mick was attending a political meeting. He often loses his "head" at such event.
3) we are very happy, yet sadly boring -- just being a married couple who has lots of sex.
4) Unlikely, that J and I will have sex tomorrow -- we have pretty much crossed over to the friends only category.
Love
Molly
WC here again again
ReplyDeleteWell I am sad to say I am more boring that you 2 lunatics
I am home alone
B is at another parents house packing goodie baskets for the band party
Instead of at the Ranch with Me!!!!!
I am very relieved that there is no dom plotting puncture of the Mick-Unit
That is a weight off my mind
But does this mean you won't be making the payment on the shack?
Glad you took prudent precautions to protect Mick's head at the political meeting
I was trying to do the same.....
My God that must be the most discussed head in the blogospeer today!!!!
Take care you nuts
The home alone and bored,
WC
Depending on who's perspective, losing one's head at a political meeting is better than getting head. But a chastity device is the one way to prevent that from happening.
ReplyDeleteI found the birdlock works best for me. But it's far from perfect. Piercings? Maybe for the younger generation.
James
James
I'm opposed to any piercings on a cuckold that can't be seen. I also think there are risks when it comes to sexual play. Good luck in your search!
ReplyDeleteMs. Carol
HI mick,
ReplyDeleteI have many years experience with male chastity and have gone through a ton of devices. Perhaps I can help.
There are designs available from Mistress
Lori (whom I don't recommend) and Steelwerks (Germany). The best choice, though by far the costliest is Steelwerks Extreme (Montreal) who will custom make a ringless device to your specifications. I am in a titanium tube w/o a ring made by Steelwerks Extreme and am very secure and comfortable.
A tight ball sack is quite common and I believe a timeless design is the best solution.
Feel free to contact me if you have any questions.
Why don't you recommend the Mistress Lori tubes?
DeleteI am late to this post but did you ever get a new cage? extremerestraints.com has a good selection. And shaving will solve the problem of her hair being pulled I thought most caged men shave.
ReplyDeleteFD