Greetings dear readers (inclding prospective readers who might unearth this manuscript years in the future before the work is taken over by some sort of AI bot....). As you may understand from postings here over the last few days, the UCTMW blog is undergoing a reboot at the instigation of our former Western Correspondent, who has taken the reins in what some might consider a hostile takeover, depending on your POV. The jury is still out on that, depending on how cruel and demanding the new Boss's regime might become. He's authored the following manifesto, with some addendums added at the end that came on after our traditional editorial deadline.
Dear Under Contract to My Wife readers
For many years Mick Molly and I had a wonderful time writing this blogFor a variety of reasons it petered outWe are starting it again at my behestThe Cuckold will be in charge of day to day operationsPlease refer all comments and complaints to himI can assure you that you will get a prompt responseWe are writing this for one reason and one reason onlyTo titalate ourselvesNota bene: Cuckold: Please correct my spelling before posting but don't correct my punctuation or grammarI don't want to see any misspellings in these postsIn the blog's early days we had several other blog friends who contributed to the blogWe hope to do that againStrict Julie I'm talking to youStrict Julie is a blog and BDSMLR and smut writerShe a hot little blog writer from Canada with a submissive husband who is an excellent writer and and very kinky young ladyUnfortunalatly she has uninformed political beliefs caused by reading right wing mediaTrust me Julie..... nobody wants to hear your political opinionsExcept other right wing (nuts) and we don't want to hear their political opinions eitherEspecially when they are so misguidedNota bene: Cuckold remove all right wing comments immediatelyNota bene: Cuckold start a companion BDSMLR blog. Study strict Julie's two blogs and use them as a templateAlso: I tried out the handle Master and it didn't roll off my tongue properlyRather than WC I want to be referred to as Boss or SirNota bene: Cuckold. From now on I shall be called "Boss" or "Sir" depending on which is right for the sentenceThe cuckold shall be referred to as "the Cuckold"Molly shall be referred to as "mistress" or "my slut" "his slut"Unless I find a handle that roles of my tongue betterVanessa ChalandI'm calling you out tooWe would love for you to contribute to the blogNota bene: Cuckold contact Vanessa and use your impish Irish charm to whoo VanessaYou can expect more pictures in the new iteration of the blogPictures culled off the internet by me which I find interesting or arousingNota bene: Cuckold please forward any pictures that you or Molly find arousing or interesting for my approval before publishingTheir will also be pictures of Me and the cuckold and my slutThey are a very attractive couple and I think you will enjoy the viewThere will also be pictures of the three of us when we get together
Nota bene:
Cuckold I will be forwarding a picture to you today to be published with this post
Well thats enough for now
Addendum 1: Start a book and title it "Cuckold's infractions". The first entry will be 1) typos in the first blog post; 2) 10 strokes and a day in his cage.
Addendum 2: Molly, while you are at it, start a 2nd book titled "Slut's Infractions".
(Mutters to self, a prime example of "artificial" intelligence is...anyone that plays golf.) :)
ReplyDeleteMolly and I share your views about Golf, Vanessa. You do have to wonder.
DeleteGlad to see your reboot. I'll pop by to visit and comment, and I won't be offended if you deem any of my comments to be too "right wing" for the snowflakes to read and don't publish them ;-)
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, where's my link in your "Our Favourite Bloggers" section??? Please address that oversight quickly, cucky.
Thanks Julie. We try to be tolerant of others' points of view, no matter how deranged. The Boss gave me a link to your blog and I will be sure to link it ASAP.
DeleteHow many spelling errors are there????
ReplyDeleteI found 4 so that should be 40 strokes, but of which implement????
I’m a simple soul . Molly has three titles ( Molly/slut/ my slut) four if you include Mistress
ReplyDeleteDoes the title “WC” still float
Is there a difference between “boss” and cuckold
Maybe interest in your ornate blog has declined because , like me, others are confused
Maybe you could strip it all down to three simple titles
Nice titlating pic. To coin a phrase “ keep it up”