Tracking Down Our Western Correspondent

Here in River City we are officially in the “rainy season”. That means less time outdoors, but (the upside) more time in bed with Mistress. So things aren’t all bad. But as the days wind down on the Winter Olympics, it seems our western correspondent is still not on task. Other than a random encounter in some five bar, where was his reporting on the great Lindsay Vonn, who ended her Olympic career with a wipe out in the slalom portion of the combined, but did score a bronze medal in the downhill this week.

 Now that's a story. But instread, here’s what we heard from him today:

 BOSS!!!!!!!!   Finally watched some Olympics on the TV!!!!!!!!!!!       Holly Sh-t!  Those kids are RAD!!!!

I don't know if you know this boss............but:

THAT SHIT IS DANGERIOUS !!!!!    Trust me I know......I don't know if I ever told you this boss.......But I once time landed on my head.......

I know, I know, you always accuse me of having a head injury but this shit is real!!!!

BOSS..... to tell you the truth I have never been the same

Boss......I'm tearing up..............Got to go...

BUT!!!!! 

Wait till you hear about what happened last night with Hill and Mr. P "vp" BTW!!!!!!. at Borry's party last night!!!! 

Got to run,

WC

Pathetic! Fortunately, we found another stringer in Korea who was able to track down the WC at the games to see what he’s really been up to rather than cutting edge “journalizing”.  Here's WC trying out the ski jump ramp after a long night at the karaoke bar.

 Nice product placement for "Elan".  Hopefully the brand will pick up some of the WC's Korean expenses.  

Here's the WC laying some fresh tracks after waking on the mountain after a bender, long after the lifts closed. 

Finally, there's this shot of the WC checking out the snow board park  after hours in his inimitable way. Now that's cross training!  I suspect I will see both that beer and his damaged rental skis on the WC's expense account vouchers should he ever return to the states.