Sunday, February 18, 2018

Coverage Delayed Is Coverage Denied.

Mistress and slave spent a “productive” day here in River City yesterday. That is if you count two a day sex and Olympic class napping as “productive”.  Sure, there was a morning bike ride, and assembling our tax records for that annual ritual, but it seems most of our day was spent in doors and under the covers as a wet, damp snow fell outside.  We will have to leave it to our “Olympic Correspondent” to share some of the highlights from his trip to Korea:

Well boss we are feet dry in the Koreas!   Funny story:  I met that Russian guy we met at that beauty pageant in Russia in 13.  You remember the Pageant that Vlad and Donny J. and Mr. T put on?????

You remember!    The time that Mr. T got us back stage passes to the competitors dressing room??????   Thought you would remember that one!   Boy oh boy do those Russian boys know how to do it right........

Anyway......... the same guy turns up on that pretty little island that plus 1 and I were staying on.  How crazy is that??????  Turned out he offered to take us on the jump to the Koreas on his pretty little Lear.  I offered to fill up the tank with My trusty UCTMW Amex card .........    BUT, you will be happy to learn boss that he refused!      He said "don't worry comrade.... money well spent."    So..............I don't want to hear about my lack of concern about the company any budget anymore......

Enough said, but remember the last time I was forced to tell Molly about your griping about my expense account?    What was it 45 days?  I only recommended 30 but Molly said she felt very bad about the way I was treated and insisted on 45.  Sorry boss i did my best.........

Anyway, on the jump over to the Koreas, Borry,  (you remember Boris from the Pageant) told us quite a story.  Turns out his nephew was indicted by Mueller  today.   WTF?  Borry says its all a big frame up.  He told us his nephew is a Russian patriot who really, really, hates Hillary and loves the NRA.  He owns 13 AR 15's!  He is apparently passionate in is belief that "liberal democrats" are ruining Russia.    Boss .... he makes a good case......

Anyway got to go.  Borry has invited us up to his suite.  Boss got to tell you ........You wont believer the chicks Borry gets in his suite!

Suffice to say that even Mr. T would be impressed

The got to go now

WC

Glad you finally made it, WC. But in the meantime, your chance to get some “in depth” coverage of Lindsay Vonn and Mikala Shiffrin is quickly running out.  We are counting on some “revealing” reporting of our two favorite heart throbs from the alpine events!




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