Ouch!

Here in River City, Slave’s chickens came home to roost yesterday.  Without going into details, Mistress had decreed that her slave was due for some punishment this weekend. I wish I could say that the wait was worse than the consequences, but…..

After some wake up sex we were off to our various activities. Slave was spending time with my cute grandsons, while Mistress went to exercise and lunch with her sister and mother. We found ourselves back home at around 3:30 or so, with time for a nap, before it was time to prep for a dinner we were hosting for her family.  We were soon snoozing contentedly, and slave was hoping that it might last so long that there would be no time for the punishment I was due.

Alas…..we woke with a hour available for less earnest activities than preparing the evening meal.

“Go get the riding crop slave….and if you can’t find it …. Again…..then we will be using the hair brush.”

Ouch.  “Luckily” I was able to find the crop, and presented it to Mistress. I knew enough to remove my undies.

“On the bed slave”.

She was not lolly-gagging was she?  Altho she may have wished she had gagged her slave, because I proceeded to wine and bitch as she laid into my tender bottom, which had not seen such wrath in some time.

It hurt.  Well maybe stung is a better word to use. Yes, it stung like hell.

But after about 10-15 “lashes”, Mistress relented, her point made.  Now it was time for me to show my gratitude for her mercy by attending to those clean shaven folds.

Yum.

And after I had delivered a soothing cum for her, she indulged her slave in his own opportunity to take his pleasure of the day.

I really am a pampered house slave, aren’t I?

But not as pampered as our Western Correspondent, who, after some indulgence of his own at that luxurious golf club had one last post from the Winter Olympics.

Just a short note boss because Silverthorn's own Kyle Mack won the silver metal in the mens "Big Air" boarder contest.

For the Big air contest they build this big fucking tower  (It looks like it belongs in an amusement park)-----not a ski area.....

They built one in Denver a few years ago.  They built it right in front of the State Capital building.  Boss, it sure looked to me like it was taller than the Capital dome!!!!!!

Anyway boss..........this "Big Air" thing is plenty fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!  Trust me on this one........

Mack won the silver with a:

"Double Cork 1440, Bloody Dracula" which translated into adult is:

Hands behind the back grabbing the tail of the snowboard while spinning 1440 degrees while executing two complete back flips at the same time.

The "Double Cork 1440----Bloody Dracula" is described as "a sketchy grab with high consequences" which had never been landed in Competition before.

Mack had tried and failed 4 times in practice......  He was quoted saying "Guess the 5th time was the charm......."   Guess so Kyle!!!!      Way to go Man!!!!

Mack's Summit County neighbor, Chris Corning went into the last round needing a big jump.  He tried the very rare "quad-cork 1800 but just missed it.  He was quoted saying,   "Four more feet of air and we would have landed it, I just couldn't get over my board to land it......"

Well done boys!!!!!!!!!!”

That may be impressive, WC. And certainly death defying.  But I for one consider the star of the games to be Ester Ledecka, the Czech who won gold in both snowboarding and alpine skiing. Now that’s well rounded. It sort of makes her a “switch”.  She’s kind of cute too!

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Punishment Coming?

This morning I woke up with the thought that we might get some high class journalism from our Olympic correspondent.  After all there was the arrival of the apple of the President’s eye in South Korea for the closing ceremonies.  Hopefully the WC would get some revealing photos to share with our readers? With Jared away (and working on that security clearance) the kitten will play?

And then there was the big news about the USA Ice ladies claiming gold over their nemeses from Canada.  That must have been a racy locker room celebration!

And how about that surprising victory of USA curling over Sweden. So much winning! (And is curling just bowling on ice? Do you "play" better after a few beers?)

But instead I woke to learn that the WC had already abandoned his post for some golfing back home:

BOSS!!!!!!!                   So, boss  I'm sitting in the "MENS LOUNGE ONLY!" at my golf club.   Trust me boss it is nice!!!!!!  

Oak locker that are the size of a Diva's dressing room, stream rooms, saunas all over,  many, many  asian massage ladies, (all wearing French maid uniforms BTW!) 

Jacuzzi's all over the place, vibrating lounging chairs, Several poker tables, (BOSS!..... all these guys play poker bare naked!!!!!!!!!)   (Golfers you know!)

These tubs you stick your feet in with Epsom salt and gently massages your sore feet after golf,  (feels heavenly!!!), magical asian pedicures, (manicures are complimentary......long finger nails can fuck with your swing you know.....)

And best of all!!!!!!!!!!!   This chick that puts hot rocks right on your package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boss,        I could go on and on!   You got to come out here and spend a day with me at the spa......  I mean golf course:)

Anyway boss the point of this story is...............   

SO......... I'm laying there getting a massage from "Lucy"......... I'm pretty sure she is Cantonese but it is hard to tell from her accent.....     Anyway, I chose the "magic butterfly massage".     According to the menu it is a:

"Sensual finger up your posterior while she lovingly massages your male stalk."

GREAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well boss....................  I was right!!!!!     Was fucking fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well,          I forgot the point of this story ........just wanted to earn my keep today, boss......

Tell Molly "Love you baby"!      

On the QT Molly.................Let me know on the "sly".... if you locked boss up for 7 more days...........It would make me very happy! 

Love you baby,

Your big teddy bear:)

WC

Thanks for the “happy ending” WC.  At least it’s good to know that you survived that late night trip to the ski jump hill and UCTMW won’t have to pick up the tab for your Medi-Vac from the Far East. 

But please don’t give Molly any ideas.  She already says I’m due for a punishment this weekend on some sort of Trumped up charge.  Not 7 days in the cage too!

Tracking Down Our Western Correspondent

Here in River City we are officially in the “rainy season”. That means less time outdoors, but (the upside) more time in bed with Mistress. So things aren’t all bad. But as the days wind down on the Winter Olympics, it seems our western correspondent is still not on task. Other than a random encounter in some five bar, where was his reporting on the great Lindsay Vonn, who ended her Olympic career with a wipe out in the slalom portion of the combined, but did score a bronze medal in the downhill this week.

 Now that's a story. But instread, here’s what we heard from him today:

 BOSS!!!!!!!!   Finally watched some Olympics on the TV!!!!!!!!!!!       Holly Sh-t!  Those kids are RAD!!!!

I don't know if you know this boss............but:

THAT SHIT IS DANGERIOUS !!!!!    Trust me I know......I don't know if I ever told you this boss.......But I once time landed on my head.......

I know, I know, you always accuse me of having a head injury but this shit is real!!!!

BOSS..... to tell you the truth I have never been the same

Boss......I'm tearing up..............Got to go...

BUT!!!!! 

Wait till you hear about what happened last night with Hill and Mr. P "vp" BTW!!!!!!. at Borry's party last night!!!! 

Got to run,

WC

Pathetic! Fortunately, we found another stringer in Korea who was able to track down the WC at the games to see what he’s really been up to rather than cutting edge “journalizing”.  Here's WC trying out the ski jump ramp after a long night at the karaoke bar.

 Nice product placement for "Elan".  Hopefully the brand will pick up some of the WC's Korean expenses.  

Here's the WC laying some fresh tracks after waking on the mountain after a bender, long after the lifts closed. 

Finally, there's this shot of the WC checking out the snow board park  after hours in his inimitable way. Now that's cross training!  I suspect I will see both that beer and his damaged rental skis on the WC's expense account vouchers should he ever return to the states. 

  

Will President's Day Ever Be the Same?

Here in River City, Mistress and slave celebrated President's Day with a long bike ride after some invigorating wake up sex at the UCTMW World HQ. In the meantime, down in Florida families buried their gunned down kids, while, just a few miles away our current President stopped his angry tweeting long enough to go golfing at one of his many resorts. President's Day just isn't what it used to be is it?  Even the Presidents' Day Mattress store sales may have to think of a new name. Fortunately, we have the Winter Olympics to distract us, with (very blunt) cutting edge coverage courtesy of our Western Correspondent:

  Thanks Molly!!!   You are exactly right............  Mick was very mean to me about my expense account............I warned him but he seems just obsessed with money!   You know Vlad and Mr. T never worry about money....those boys know how to do it right.  

Remember that time on the Black sea at Vladdie's little vacation home.  You remember the time Vladdie took you horse back riding without his shirt?   Yeah! that time!!!

Talk about international cuckolding!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway,  please do me a big favor and tell Mick to stop sending me these bothersome emails about my expense account.  I'm just about at the end of my rope!!!       Please inform him that  I saved him at least 30 k in gas money for Borry's plane last night......

Remember----------------[Vlad bought that house in The Keys you guys couldn't unload,]   for 25 large......  ( I mean really large!)  So tell Mick that I don't want to hear about it anymore.........

Enough said, but I suggest  two months...........................................

Okay Mick, I did do some reporting (at great inconvenience to me personally BTW.)         I did meet Lindsey last night at a Korean wine bar for an interview.

She was deep in her cups but just kept repeating    "Why the fuck do they teach chick  Chech snowboarders how to ski in Steamboat??????  I always knew Steamboat was a communist country!!!!"

Poor Lindsey.... I left her when she was texting Tiger.     The last text I saw from Tiger was          "Keep your chin up baby, at least your wife didn't hit you square in the head  with a 9 iron........."       "L" did not seem impressed .............she just had a sad look on her face......   Was hard to watch boss........

Therefore, boss ....... I have decided to suspend my reporting duties here in the Koreas ( it is just too emotionally taxing for the poor old WC.)

BUT GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Bory invited me and plus 1 to this party tonight.       Get this........... they have this chick who looks just like Hillary who is going to squat down and pee all over this guy who looks just like Mr. T.   (don't tell anybody boss but Borry told us it might really be  Mr. T. under a Bernie mask!).  He claims they dressed Mr. T. up to look like Mike Pence and smuggled him into the Koreas.   

Anyway boss, got to go, Plus One said "I don't believe it is really Mr. T but If its Pence I got to see this!!!!!!"

Your intrepid reporter,

WC

Shame on you, WC. So busy partying with the man pulling the strings on the leader of the free world that you failed to get the inside story on that French ice dancing costume malfunction.  Let's hope you don't miss any developments on the lady's downhill. Will Lindsay wear her WW outfit?  Or will it be Captain America? 

Coverage Delayed Is Coverage Denied.

Mistress and slave spent a “productive” day here in River City yesterday. That is if you count two a day sex and Olympic class napping as “productive”.  Sure, there was a morning bike ride, and assembling our tax records for that annual ritual, but it seems most of our day was spent in doors and under the covers as a wet, damp snow fell outside.  We will have to leave it to our “Olympic Correspondent” to share some of the highlights from his trip to Korea:

Well boss we are feet dry in the Koreas!   Funny story:  I met that Russian guy we met at that beauty pageant in Russia in 13.  You remember the Pageant that Vlad and Donny J. and Mr. T put on?????

You remember!    The time that Mr. T got us back stage passes to the competitors dressing room??????   Thought you would remember that one!   Boy oh boy do those Russian boys know how to do it right........

Anyway......... the same guy turns up on that pretty little island that plus 1 and I were staying on.  How crazy is that??????  Turned out he offered to take us on the jump to the Koreas on his pretty little Lear.  I offered to fill up the tank with My trusty UCTMW Amex card .........    BUT, you will be happy to learn boss that he refused!      He said "don't worry comrade.... money well spent."    So..............I don't want to hear about my lack of concern about the company any budget anymore......

Enough said, but remember the last time I was forced to tell Molly about your griping about my expense account?    What was it 45 days?  I only recommended 30 but Molly said she felt very bad about the way I was treated and insisted on 45.  Sorry boss i did my best.........

Anyway, on the jump over to the Koreas, Borry,  (you remember Boris from the Pageant) told us quite a story.  Turns out his nephew was indicted by Mueller  today.   WTF?  Borry says its all a big frame up.  He told us his nephew is a Russian patriot who really, really, hates Hillary and loves the NRA.  He owns 13 AR 15's!  He is apparently passionate in is belief that "liberal democrats" are ruining Russia.    Boss .... he makes a good case......

Anyway got to go.  Borry has invited us up to his suite.  Boss got to tell you ........You wont believer the chicks Borry gets in his suite!

Suffice to say that even Mr. T would be impressed

The got to go now

WC

Glad you finally made it, WC. But in the meantime, your chance to get some “in depth” coverage of Lindsay Vonn and Mikala Shiffrin is quickly running out.  We are counting on some “revealing” reporting of our two favorite heart throbs from the alpine events!

Does Mistress Have a Plan B Guy?

Mistress surprised me on Monday with news that she had a previously undisclosed lunch “date”. 

“I’m meeting K for lunch today, slave…..”

K is a cuckolder I had forgotten about.  Aka “Mr. Perfect Cock”, a 6’3” or so hockey player who works as an Engineer for a local company.  A little dull, but certainly an impressive specimen. K and Mistress stopped seeing one another when he got married about 2 years ago. So I was a little surprised that he had reappeared from the murky mists of Mistress’s sexual past.

“Really….  How did K get back on the radar screen, Mistress?”

Oh we text every now and then. It had been a while, so why not?

Afterwards, I asked her how lunch had gone.

“It was nice slave….. I think he’d still like to fuck me, but then he’s married now. And he knows I have a hard stop on doing it with married guys.”

And yet, they have preserved that connection. Just in case?  It brought to mind a recent article I saw on how most women have a Plan B guy, lined up ….just in case. Here’s the link. The Back Up Guy. And some key passages:

Whether he’s the one that got away, the office husband, or a gym partner, chances are he is the “Plan B” man you fantasize about running away with. Like an insurance policy, this man is the handpicked boyfriend or husband replacement you have on standby once “plan A” starts to break down on you. According to a survey conducted by OnePoll.com, an online market research company, half of women who are married or in relationships have a Plan B man on standby who is “ready and waiting” because of “unfinished business.”
When there’s trouble in paradise, and eventually a break-up, women are left at the starting line again. This means there’s more ladies' night, late-night rom-com marathons, and wine — lots of wine. However, to avoid playing the field and going through all the bases, women have taken a shortcut to get back to the finish line with a Plan B man. "The saying that 'the grass isn't always greener' clearly isn't deterring women of today. They understand that anything can happen and are ensuring they have a solid back-up plan should things go sour with their current man,” a spokesman for OnePoll.com told the Daily Mail.
To analyze women’s relationship contingency plans, the survey of 1,000 women found nearly half of the respondents had a man on deck that they could call out to the plate. However, this man isn’t any rookie; he’s likely to be one of the woman’s all-star friends she’s had around for seven years. More than four in 10 women admitted they had got to know this man while they were with their partner, while almost the same percent said he was “on the scene” long before the relationship.
One in 10 women confessed their Plan B has professed their undying love to them, while two in 10 knew that their Plan B would “drop everything” for them. These first alternatives were on call for their lady friends for several reasons. A quarter of the ladies blatantly admitted they have strong feelings for their Plan B as they do for their current partner, while 15 percent responded with feeling more for the Plan B man than their significant other, Yahoo reported.

I suppose it’s even more complicated when a woman has a “free pass” from her husband. She may need a “Plan B” cuckolder, as well as a Plan B guy for her “significant other” (aka, me). So it would make sense that Mistress needs to keep her Plan B (or would it be Plan C and D) side-dishes warmed up on a hot plate not too far out of hand, just in case she gets tired of her slave, or if things don’t work out with her current prospect, S.  But having all those additional guys in Q has to be a lot of pressure…..

Speaking of Plan B’s, it sounds as if our Western Correspondent is getting a little antsy in the sourth Pacific and is actually contemplating heading to S. Korea for what is left of the Winter Olympics, now that his “hero” Mike Pence has gone back to Washington:

Hey Boss….

Thanks for the email at 4 AM!    Sorry it has taken me 48 hours to respond but you won't believe what happened ............I got hit on the head with a Coconut! 

Of all things who would have thought??????  Yep I was measuring the outside boundaries of the orphanage I am planning to built here       AND    BANG!!!!!!

They tell me I was out cold for two days........   I don't remember a thing until I woke up when  I found myself in a sun drenched thatched hut with grass skirts and coconut bras scattered all over the room     WTF????  

Boss, I have no idea what happened  (the authorities think it was probably a kidnapping)    but rest assured I am OK....... nevertheless thanks for your thoughts and prayers.........It means a lot to me and plus 1.    Thank god for the brave first responders.......  They told me this was worse than the Tsunami!!!!! 

Now Boss, I heard that Mike Pence has left the Korea's?  Can you confirm?  If true, plus 1 has agreed to accompany me to the Olympic venue.

Please advise immediately and initiate  another wire transfer (to my off shore account #473408674 in *************** you know the bank and country),  in the amount of $35,000.00.

Thanks Boss     BTW, the folks at scalpingshitontheinternet.com informed me that it may cost you a little more to repurchase all those event tickets at this time......

Just wanted to give you a heads up....... good news is they still have your credit card information on file.....so don't worry about that .....I got it handled on this end boss

You will hear from me next once we are feet dry in the Korea's!!!!  

Your chief foreign correspondent

WC

Thanks for the update, WC. But shouldn’t you be in the Concussion Protocol for a bit longer?

V-Day Eve Cuckolding

Here in River City, Mistress and slave will be celebrating V-Day with some wake-up sex this morning, and a trip to Mistress’s favorite ice cream parlor after work this evening. Mistress has a sweet tooth for the ages, and slave knows that it is a direct channel to her heart (and other body parts!)

Slave must admit that I am particularly horny this V-Day morning. After the cuckold tease here last night. 

While slave was dining with his cute grandkids, Mistress had plans to entertain her new prospect, S.  As I was cooking a meal to go, she was laying out a platter with some cheese, crackers and raspberries and taking it upstairs to our living room.

As I was pulling down our driveway, S was pulling up. He gave me a polite wave as we passed in the street. No doubt he’s still a little confused about the guy who gives his wife a “free pass”, with a twinkle in his eye.

I told Mistress that when I got home I would chill in our lower level so as not to interrupt her mojo if things were going well.  No doubt they heard me opening the door down below, because Mistress called down to me that they were “just talking.”  Nevertheless, I let them continue on, catching up on some Olympic downhill.

At some point Mistress called me up, and I sat with them for a bit. S had “loosened up” to the extent that he was now sitting next to Mistress on the couch. He clearly seemed more relaxed with the both of us, compared to that dinner about 10 days ago when he was more in “job interview” mode.

It was getting later now, so slave excused himself, heading back downstairs. Things quieted down after that, suggesting that more than “chit chat” was going on. About 30 minutes later, Mistress was down the stairs, showing S to the door. We then headed up to our bedroom.

“So what happened there, Mistress?”

“Some pretty hot making our, slave…..I think he was disappointed when I cut things off….”

“Details?”

“He wanted me standing up, and there was some kissing, a little fondling through my clothes…. That sort of thing.” 

(BTW, I think he kept his shirt on, unlike the couple to the right.)

“So how was it, Mistress?”

“Good slave…..he clearly knows what he’s doing…..”

“That’s always important.  Did he leave you squirming, Mistress?”

“He did slave…..so how about some worship?”

Slave can take a hint, so made sure Mistress did not have to go to sleep with an edge to cut.  On the other hand, I was left hanging, despite a rather attentive cock.

“It won’t hurt you to wait until morning, slave…..”

“Of course not, Mistress….”

In the meantime, our would be Olympic Correspondent is still off task>  Here is his latest from the road, somewhere in the south Pacific:

Sorry I missed your call boss, I was getting a massage from this gorgeous little Chinese lady

WHAT HANDS!

But I did get your bothersome message on my phone

Yes its true that the $32,000.00 bill you received did not include all the cost of the trip, as you correctly point out that was just for the airfare for me and my (plus 1)

BUT I have good news!

Turns out that they have this thing called "scalping shit on the internet" web sight

Who knew?????????

I was able to unload our previous investments as follows:

1)  Mens downhill tickets         (paid $200 each and sold for $1,750.00 each)  I could go on and on but trust me I made plenty!  Remember we bought tickets for 23 events!

2)  And the honeymoon suite we bought at the Four Seasons................  Holy shit!  You wont believe what I sold that for

3)  Best of all Scalpingshitontheinternet.com told me that all the money would be returned to my Visa Card!!!!!!

        Let me be perfectly honest with you boss.................  I am a little embarrassed to tell you that I may have padded my expense account a little bit

        I confess that I bought a plate of peanut butter sandwiches for cute little bunch of waifs in Samoa.............They were so  adorable

        Nevertheless please deduct $21.43  (including tax and international fees) from my expense account.      

        There..............now I feel better 

And boss could you please wire transfer that extra cash?   Getting a little short out here.....

Yours truly as always boss,

WC

It looks like that massage was fun, WC. I'll get moving on that wire transfer. Hopefully, you won't mind being paid in bitcoin.