Mistress and I were headed out last night to two back-to-back political events when she caught me up on her day.
Of course, there was a business lunch. And some meetings with clients. Typically crazy behavior by her sister. But also some unsolicited and out of the blue overtures.
"Remember Jimmy ________, Slave? "
I had to think back.....
"Oh yeah.... that guy who works at [huge consumer products company].... you met him a while back via Ashley Madison...."
"Right.... he's at [Big Local Bank] now.... a VP..... he sent me a message via Linked In, wanting to know how I was doing and if I wanted to get together for lunch sometime ...."
Jimmy was this much younger Hispanic guy.... very full of himself.... who came on very, very hard. Mistress ultimately passed. Something about the cute wife and kids on facebook that made her say "not going there".
"How did you respond, Mistress?"
"Haven't gotten back to him yet, slave...."
But it seemed she still had the same discomfort with Jimmy. Amusing, but not her type.
But there's more.
"Do you remember Mark.... the guy I sort of replaced at the agency a few years ago?"
I did remember Mark. He was close to Mistress's age, maybe a few years older. Tall, and smart. More Mistress's "type", whatever that means. They had some business dinners back in the day, and I did get the impression from Mistress back then hat he was a bit of a flirt. And that Mistress found him mildly attractive. But nothing ever happened. He was married at the time, and lived out of town.
"He sent me an email, wondering how I'm doing. He's down in Nashville now. Says he's divorced and wanted to know if I was "happily married". He said he's thought about me a lot over the years and wanted to know if I'd like to 'date' him."
"He asked if you were 'happily married', not 'still married'"?
"That's right, slave....."
"Interesting approach, Mistress....what did you say?"
"I just said I was happily married, and went onto other subjects."
"I suppose you could say 'you are happily married with benefits."
"I suppose I could, slave....but Nashville?.... not sure that would work."
"They do have nice music down there...."
"Oh, slave.... you are a trouble maker, aren't you."
But there's more. This one via her Slave / Social Secretary.
"Mistress, you know we still have that old Collar Me account."
"Ugh...."
True, most of the folks who contacted us via Collar Me or Fet Life have turned out to be, shall we say, "odd".
"Well, it's still there. I use it to point folks to the blog, but every now and then we attract some interest from someone who seems interest in playing the cuckolder role. A guy who seems to 'get it', and comes from just up the road. He wanted to know how to get on your dance card....He seemed like a viable prospect so I gave him the email address. Hope you don't mind...."
"Always willing to read an email, slave....."
Why do these sorts of overtures come in threes?
"Married with benefits" is a far more classy way to describe our wives than some of the other terms i've read.
ReplyDeleteYou're always pretty classy Mick.
sissy terri
I try to do this with some style, Terri.
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It's so true! When it rains it DOES pour. I had the same sort of thing happen to me a few weeks ago. Not 1 but 2 former Dom's AND 6 messages on Fet (which I haven't really used in over 2 years). All within the space of 2 days! It's strange how that works!
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