"We will be able to have loud sex again, Slave!"
It's something to look forward to, plus Mistress is also working on plans to get together on Saturday with her lover Jay..... by Sunday evening Mistress may have some tuckered out clean shaven folds!
But today's blog is inspired more by an article I saw in the Washington Post yesterday, titled Why Are American Teenagers Having Much Less Sex?
This chart tells the story:
Now Mistress came of sexual age back in the Reagan years. (Her ancient Slave first had sex back when Lyndon Johnson was grabbing Senators by the balls, hoping their hearts and minds would follow). I may have to ask her if there was something in the water that made all those teens fuck like bunnies as the Gipper and Nancy moralized about the evils of drug, sex and rock and roll. (But then didn't Nancy have a thing going with Frank Sinatra on the side?)
It appears that that Reagan Era generation of sexually licentious teens grew up to be the Ashley Madison generation. Now they're wondering if their profiles got hacked and their cock and boob shots will suddenly turn up on their facebook pages.
And what would explain the less randy nature of our teens during the "permissive" Obama reign?
The article suggests they are too distracted by screen time. Maybe they're satisfied by virtual sex, or while away the hours watching other people do it on Netflix and Hulu?
I'm confused. It's clear that our kids aren't living up to our concupiscient example. Except, maybe, for the WC's daughter. I still can't believe she disappeared with his wife's hitachi.
Hmmmmm...... maybe that's it. Could 21st Century teen girls have realized that Hitachis are more reliable and less messy than the quick fire cocks of the boys they go to high school and college with?
WC here
ReplyDeleteFunny as always Mick!
Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree....
WC here again
ReplyDeleteNever heard that rumor
Was Frank fucking here while they were married?
Did he cuckold the President?
Great scoop boss!!!!
Funny and informative posting. Never heard about Frank and Nancy either. Not surprising though. We now have a long list of presidents who seem to have made it a habit to mess around. Why not the first ladies? Adding a cuckolding wing to these presidential libraries would certainly boost attendance.
ReplyDeletesissy terri
I for one am glad our children appear not to be sexually active, but their mother? She NEEDS to be more sexually active ;)
ReplyDeleteI also came of age in the 1980s and remember it was Tipper Gore who had the proverbial stick in her bum about subversive Rock and Roll wanting to slap warning labels all over music. Since hubby Al invented the internet, maybe she is the one hacking all those AM accounts.
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