First our Senior Correspondent, Donna, emailed to remind me in a timely fashion that May is "Masturbation Month". Does Congress take time from it's busy vacation schedule to make this official every year? In any event, I'm hoping that Mistress new Hitachi arrives today so that she does not have grounds to punish me for the mechanical failure that could get her NMM off to an inauspicious start. Without her favorite power tool this weekend, she will definitely have some catching up to do.
As for Slave, I somehow doubt I will have any opportunity to celebrate NMM. After all, there would be no reason to breach the "no touch" rule. Mistress likes to me to save all those natural juices for herself.
Meanwhile, our Western Correspondent took some time off from his own abusive masturbation habits to comment on the blog yesterday. (Although I suppose he could be one of those legendary one hand typists). He noted that he and his wife are now on their 3rd Hitachi. One burned out, he says. And the second one was BORROWED BY HIS DAUGHTER!
As I recall it, the WC's daughter is still just a teen, right? Isn't she a little too young to require mechanical assistance? And if she does, it's hard to imagine her sharing her plans with her dad.
TM(fucking)I!
I'm hoping it was purely for the treatment of a sports injury, WC.
Let's hope that all our readers (except those of you under lock and key) have a (self)gratifying national masturbation month. Feel free to share in the comments section any special celebratory plans you've made.
Like you, NMM will be a "non-event" for this submissive. Though i'm sure Diane will get to enjoy it.
ReplyDeletesissy terri