Empty Nest RIP

It's happened, dear readers.

The UCTMW is no longer the empty nest sanctuary, where Mistress and Slave can let loose with their uninhibited sexual stylings, or where Mistress can entertain her occasional side dishes.

Our youngest cute Co-Ed pulled into the driveway whining about her long journey from the east coast at around 7 pm last night, launching a few weeks of furtive couplings until we can slink off to our Southwest hideaway for the 4th of July.

Even worse, our older cute Co-Ed graduates from college on Saturday, whence she will be returning home for the next phase of her life.  Hopefully it will be a relatively brief re-staging period before she finds her own place to launch out on her own.

Maybe it was just a coincidence that my work inbox was visted by an email from "urban daddy" (not sure what that is) that featured a new lodging service inspired by AirBnB: It's called KinkBnB. The notion is folks renting rooms, dungeons, "kennels", apartments of cottages all tricked out for kinksters.

Here is a KinkBnB Slide Show featuring images of some of these accommodations.  Including a nicely accessorized bed.

And of course, in case there is a cuckold allowed to observe, your room can be "cage optional":

 (I hope they have some padding for the floor of that cage. It could be pretty ouchy for an old slave's knees).

This made me realize that Mistress and Slave might have some options for a little extra income out at our SW hideaway, or even her at our ancient lodgings in River City once the nest is disinfested again.

Out West it would be easy to trick out the place with some kink friendly accoutrements. There are plenty of pillars on our patio, and beams inside to which a slave might be readily lashed. And with the Penitente HQ down the street, the neighbors , who are pretty far away in any event, would hardly blink if some sort of decorative cross popped up on the grounds.

Of course, the older Hispanic lady who acts as our "caretaker" when we are away might need some additional coaching if she will be expected to act as hostess for kinksters renting our spread by the night or long sexy weekend when we are out of town.

I wonder how she'd look in  a leather catsuit? And would we tell guests to call her "Mistress Julie"?