We've been so busy with the nuptials here this last week that your Managing Editor let the UCTMW company credit card go unpaid which has created somewhat of a crisis. It seems our Western Correspondent, Miguel had ordered a replacement vat of his favorite lubricant and, as typical, put it on the company plastic.
But when it came time for shipment, Mon Dieu! The company that Miguel was relying on ran the card and.... well ... No cash, no slippery good times for the Western Correspondent. Maybe that explains why the WC has been a little miserly with his words this last week or so.
But hang in there, dude. Relief is on the way. A barrel of your favorite friction reliever is now in transit. No doubt you've got a little pent up demand. Direct the discharge properly and you can help those firefighters quench those western forest fires!
Mick,
ReplyDeleteWhy only a half order?
Suzanne
Suzanne. Here at UCTMW our employees are at will. So why give him more than one week's supply?
ReplyDeleteMick
Haha!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wondered what happened to the lube
Very clever and funny Mick
The high and dry
WC