Never Trust a Woman With an Assault Rifle in a Bikini

Slave made it home late Friday afternoon, and the breaking of my long streak of sexual abstinence occurred at approximately 7:30 pm Eastern time here at the UCTMW World HQ. It had actually been since Tuesday morning, in retrospect, because of some ridiculously early wake-up and get home times last week. Hopefully the coming week will be much better.

Both of out daughters have house guests this weekend. The older Co-Ed's boyfriend is here, but they've been keeping a low profile, with one night spent at a friend's house closer to the fun night life. And last night, they went out to dinner and got home after the old farts went to bed. If there was some bed sharing it happened while we were sleeping, because I noticed he was in the fold out bed solo on our ground floor this am.

Hopefully no one was too awoken by Mistress and Slave enjoying their first wake-up sex in here Saturday morning.

Mistress did "confess" that whilst I was out of town she spent some time over at her former lover Jay's house drinking some wine out on his desk while his son entertained himself inside.

"There was a little making out again Slave, when he walked me to my car.... but that was about it."

Jay seems a tad confused about how to handle Mistress.

But today's headline is not about Mistress, of course. It's about a woman who caught our eye last weekend, when news broke that some Texas man, former Army, had been arrested for sending threatening letters laced with ricin to the President and the Mayor of NYC.  At the time there was a link in the article to their respective facebook pages and we were amused to see their rather strange predilections laid out for all the world to see and "like". He was into guns and "freedom". She claimed she was an actress with roles in "The Walking Dead"and other bad TV shows. But what caught our attention was this photo of her:

This and other photos on her page had a very dommish look to them.

"Do you think she gets powder burns on her cleavage, Mistress?"

"Not sure, Slave...."

And I wonder how accurate you can fire off a few dozen rounds wearing those heels. Let's hope the recoil is not too intense.



We don't shoot much here at UCTMW, relying on Bill our Director of Security for any "wet work" of that type.

The story at the time was that Shannon Guess had gotten suspicious of her husband's activities, and contacted the FBI when she read about these nastygrams that threatened bodily harm if either the President or the Mayor stopped by to pick up his arsenal of firearms.

Now the story is that she's been arrested for framing the husband, and father of her 5 kids, even going to the trouble of planting a few extra castor beans (from which ricin is derived) in his trunk. And, even worse, it turns out that no one at "Walking Dead" ever heard of the lady. "Producers Never Heard of Ricin Suspect"

If the government really is snooping on our facebook pages as some now claim, they clearly weren't paying close enough attention to this lady. Or maybe they just got distracted.

At least I'm hoping that this photo provides a little fodder for the WC now that he's on the long road to recovery from the excesses of World Masturbation Month.