Cuckold Olympics?

Last week, Sara Girl posted the chart below on his/her new blog (listed on our  favorite blog roll to the right). Looking it over, it seemed to be a "dessert list" for those of us who have dabbled in cuckolding over the years. Some tantalizing choices. Others a little too rich or fruity for our tastes.  It made me think of the various ski events at the Olympics.  Not every competitor does both the  downhill and the slalom. And then there are the frees skiers and mogul mashers, out on the fringe of the sport.  

But since we seem to be on hiatus from the new Boss's arbitrary directives this week, (Has he moved onto to a more pliant couple?) - it was tempting  to do what Sara did and comment on whether Mistress and her cuckold have dabbled in or are intrigued by these various Cuckolding "events":

1. "Voyeur Cuckold"- we've done this a bit , though not many of Mistress's lovers have felt comfortable with PDA's in front of pathetic cuckolded hubby.  Fact is, in our experience not many guys interested in "sharing" a sexy MILF really want the cuckolded hubby looking over their shoulder and taking notes. Nor do I think Mistress wanted me to share in her intimate moments with lovers.

2. "The Waiting Cuckold"- More our style. Mistress goes out on a "date", typically at her lover's home, apartment or hotel room, while the caged cuckold marinates in his own juices back home, waiting to hear all the juicy details and "clean up" afterwards.

3. "The Threesome" - only done it once. It takes the right (and rare) chemistry to pull this off. From this cuck's perspective, not nearly as appealing as #2.

4. "The Cuckold Threesome" - Apparently this would involve 2 guys with Mistress,  and the cuckold watching from a corner?  Mistress has high standards, so the thought of her finding two willing guys she'd be willing to share a bed with at the same time, who would also be willing to do it with the Cuckold lurking -- sounds like Unicorn country.  Plus we'd need to spring for a King size bed.  Forgettaboutit.

5. The "Escort Wife"- this involves Mistress getting paid to share the company of some wealthy guy? Must admit its kind of hot as a fantasy, at least for the cuckold, but can't imagine doing this in real life.

6.  The "Sissy Cuckold" - This involves the cuckold being "feminized". Mistress has never relished the idea of her Slave wearing her undies --would stretch them out too much! On the other hand the Boss recently shared some aspirational photos of a MILF and cuckold in matching stockings.  While the "humiliate the cuck" element has its kinky charms,  it's hard to imagine us competing in this event  any time soon.

7.  "The Gang Bang"-- Not our cup of tea. Mistress needs to be romanced a bit by her extraneous lover, which would exclude this sort of scenario.

8.  "The Bi-sex Cuckold"- Our only foray into the cuckold coming into contact with another man's equipment arose in item #4 above.  I guess you had to be there! It's not something we are likely to revisit any time soon, nor is it something  this humble slave dwells on, even in my darkest fantasies.

9. The "Cuckold Gangbang"- I guess this involves the cuckold witnessing the gang bang.  See response to item #7.

10.  "Dogging"-  Huh?  Maybe a reader can clue us in on this one.

11. The "waiting cuckold gangbang" - See response to #7 and #9.

12.  "The Submissive Cuckold"- This is our sweet spot, though most of Mistress's lovers never got the notion that her seemingly normal hubbie harbored submissive fantasies.

13. "Wife on Vacation with Her Lover"- never done that, but there is certainly a buzz connected with the idea of Mistress spending a "romantic" weekend with a hot younger stud while the caged cuckold  sulks at home, contemplating the slutty things she is up to.

14. "The Chastity Cuckold"- This is also the Molly and mick sweet spot.  Slave traditionally wore his cage when Mistress went out with a lover (or when Slave slept in the guest room down the hall).  But (as far as I know) said lovers were never informed of  my caged status, let alone ask to take custody of the  key (until our recent foray with the Boss).  That remains a pretty hot fantasy, at least for the Cuckold. 

Please let us know if there are other Cuckold Olympics events that we have not addressed here!