But on the cuckolding front, Mistress is about ready to give up on AM as the way to identify a back-up sidedish. Maybe it was the whole security issue that has limited the choices available. Or maybe Mistress has just become more discerning (or more cynical?) about the guys who turn to AM in an effort to "find the passion lost" in their marriages, relationships, or life. After all Mistress just wants someone to have a little extracurricular fun with.... she doesn't want to be a therapist.
As her designated corresponding secretary, it's been my job to act as the filter on her AM account. I try to show her only the missives or photo requests that could possibly draw her attention, or at least get a good laugh. That means in excess of 90% of the potential applicants end up "trashed". The grounds for rejection are multiple and varied: too short (should be at least as tall as me, 5'11"); too large; too old (Mistress already has one mate in his 60's) ; too young (no 20 or 30 somethings); too whiny about his sexless marriage; too far away ( rejected if you come from more than 50 miles away); too likely to be a pussy grabbing white supremacist Trump voter.
After Mistress takes a look at the profiles or photos of the remainder, another 90% of the remainders get rejected. She is picky, as she should be. There is one more "date" set up for drinks after work tonight with a single guy recently moved here. After that.... well maybe Mistress's profile goes dark once again, at least through the holidays.
The only downside will be missing the applicants who generate some blog fodder. Like the late 50's guy from KY who recently tried a contrarian approach to get Mistress's attention....the "you're too old for me". Here is his message:
Good morning! Although
your profile sounds very interesting I am finding that women over 42 years of
age cannot keep up with me I'm not saying we could not have a good time Just
that usually older women have a little less stamina and with my
conditioning I do have a lot of endurance and stamina if you know what I mean
:-) if you check me out and you're interested let's at least chat your town is a very easy drive for me if you're available in the afternoons ?
Who knows we might become best friends both in and out of the bedroom
!
To summarize, this guy's come on is "even though I'm older than you, you're probably too old for me"! You can imagine how that went over with Mistress. And she didn't revise her opinion when she caught a glimpse of the selfies this scrawny old fart sent with his message. Here's an example:
I wonder what would happen if Mistress' profile was explicit about discrimination based upon voting habits.
ReplyDeletethat would definitely limit the applicant pool, which might be a good idea.
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