Saturday, November 19, 2016

Back to the Drawing Board....

Here in River City, Mistress and slave have been slowly adjusting to the 6 hr. time shift and the notion that our nation will soon be under the thumb of a narcissistic blowhard with an itchy trigger finer and a penchant for locking up folks he disagrees with.

So at least one distraction has been dabbling in the quest for a new (or additional) side-dish to amuse Mistress and cuckold her slave.  There was a prospect- an outdoorsy type about Mistress's age who lives up the road a bit.  We had exchanged emails while we were overseas, and Mistress set up a lunch "date" with him yesterday.  But the report was not so good....

"He's nice enough slave....but a little dorkier than I would have expected...."

"Any spark?" (i.e. that de rigeur spark of attraction that must accompany any suitable side-dish).

"Not really slave....he clearly liked me... said I looked hotter than my pictures....but I must say there was no spark on my side of the table for him...."

"How did you leave it with him?"

"Told him that I'd have to 'think about it'".

Not what one wants to hear from the Ashley Madision hotty he's been courting, is it?

Ah well.....  there were a few "Plan B" suitors we may need to consider.  Then there was some 37 yr. old who got in touch via our "Slave on the Lam" twitter account... He asked if we wanted to "hang out" some time, and aspires to be a cuckolder. I politely responded to him that we were probably too old for him....But he was non-plused:

"Age is a number to me. I love older folks".

Why does that sound like he enjoys visiting the elderly at his local nursing home to sing Christmas carols?

In the meantime, Jay has made up with his Trump voting Mom and apparently has arranged for child care on Sunday evening.

"He asked if he could come over for dinner Sunday evening. Sounds like he wants to stay over...."

I guess slave has some menu planning to do.





5 comments:

  1. " ..... and the notion that our nation will soon be under the thumb of a narcissistic blowhard with an itchy trigger finer and a penchant for locking up folks he disagrees with."

    Being the Mayor of Myopia is no way to go through life. Yeah, this guy has proven himself to be narcissistic buffoon and a clown, but none of those other things have happened. Yet you and many others have already defined him as if he had.

    On the other hand, his opponent has actually proven herself to be a corrupt, narcissistic, untrustworthy, murderous, lying, deceitful and detestable person. Yet her lemming minions choose to ignore that fact.

    Ain't politics great?

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    1. Sounds like you are going to miss Sheriff Joe, Sub Hub. Let's hope that when they get done rounding up the "Mexicans", the Muslims and the political opponents, they don't move onto sexual deviants like us.

      Mick

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    2. go sub hub go! Go sub hub go! :) I can see that this author has 'drank the koolaid' they been advertising on TV for the past 8 months up until 11/8/16. Made me smile to read your comment. And to the poster below, this election kind of reminds me of 1996 when Billy boy won with 43% of the vote. Don't you just hate when people throw around statistics? You can use them any which way suits you best. LOL

      And btw, I enjoy reading this blog :)

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  2. Ain't it great how you can act like a know-it-all when your candidate got 47% of the vote?

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  3. Hey sub hub...I'm in Phoenix also but am happy about Sheriff Joe's ass whipping. Bet you wanted to get jailed and wear one of those pink prison outfits?

    Think the new POTUS will demand apologies from all of us who make rude comments about him on sex blogs?

    Ms. C

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