But the big news today is that our under-productive Western Correspondent has responded well to the ministrations of his SOC milking device and has forwarded this (un)timely dispatch:
Well. Mick has bought me a masturbation machine from China
China???
Et Tu Mick
Should I gloss you the Walmart blogger?
Nevertheless I am grateful
I am thinking of franchising them to health clubs
Think those machines from the 60's that the ladies put the strap
around their butts
And got jiggled........ errrrr Vibrated.....
How did those ladies get away with masturbating right in
public????
And on TV......???
Course my dear friend Molly might be first use the.....
Lets have an orgasm while I exercise logic
Works for Me!!!!
You are a revolutionary Molly!!!
Think how healthy the country would be!
Now for news from the legal Pot state
Prices are cumming down
Supplies are going up
Course I mean edibles
My favorite candy bar
The Full Melt strawberry bar has cum down from $20 to $15
All bars now have 100mg thc
Now the famous NY Times columnist Maureen Dowd came to Denver and
got TOO high
She apparently didn't ask any of us hicks how much to take.....
Dumb ass.....
Good quality edibles are fantastic
But....
I know you are wondering
What about sex on edibles????
You get a whole body rush.....
Which includes the genitals!!!
Need I say more....?????
It truly is a whole body high
Orgasms are defiantly enhanced
Which
Near as I can say is all good with little side effects
Except ...
You might find marginal movies very interesting late at night
.............
Oh well
All I can say is cum to the Mile High City and check it out
A friend of mine told me the all the hotels in Aspen will have the
bellmen get you pot products and bring then to your room
Better than a pizza delivery man Mick!!!
Cuckolding and Pot????
Rock on Mick and Molly
Your hard working reporter
WC
WC here
ReplyDeleteRock on Molly Collins!!!!!