Coverage Delayed Is Coverage Denied.

Mistress and slave spent a “productive” day here in River City yesterday. That is if you count two a day sex and Olympic class napping as “productive”.  Sure, there was a morning bike ride, and assembling our tax records for that annual ritual, but it seems most of our day was spent in doors and under the covers as a wet, damp snow fell outside.  We will have to leave it to our “Olympic Correspondent” to share some of the highlights from his trip to Korea:

Well boss we are feet dry in the Koreas!   Funny story:  I met that Russian guy we met at that beauty pageant in Russia in 13.  You remember the Pageant that Vlad and Donny J. and Mr. T put on?????

You remember!    The time that Mr. T got us back stage passes to the competitors dressing room??????   Thought you would remember that one!   Boy oh boy do those Russian boys know how to do it right........

Anyway......... the same guy turns up on that pretty little island that plus 1 and I were staying on.  How crazy is that??????  Turned out he offered to take us on the jump to the Koreas on his pretty little Lear.  I offered to fill up the tank with My trusty UCTMW Amex card .........    BUT, you will be happy to learn boss that he refused!      He said "don't worry comrade.... money well spent."    So..............I don't want to hear about my lack of concern about the company any budget anymore......

Enough said, but remember the last time I was forced to tell Molly about your griping about my expense account?    What was it 45 days?  I only recommended 30 but Molly said she felt very bad about the way I was treated and insisted on 45.  Sorry boss i did my best.........

Anyway, on the jump over to the Koreas, Borry,  (you remember Boris from the Pageant) told us quite a story.  Turns out his nephew was indicted by Mueller  today.   WTF?  Borry says its all a big frame up.  He told us his nephew is a Russian patriot who really, really, hates Hillary and loves the NRA.  He owns 13 AR 15's!  He is apparently passionate in is belief that "liberal democrats" are ruining Russia.    Boss .... he makes a good case......

Anyway got to go.  Borry has invited us up to his suite.  Boss got to tell you ........You wont believer the chicks Borry gets in his suite!

Suffice to say that even Mr. T would be impressed

The got to go now

WC

Glad you finally made it, WC. But in the meantime, your chance to get some “in depth” coverage of Lindsay Vonn and Mikala Shiffrin is quickly running out.  We are counting on some “revealing” reporting of our two favorite heart throbs from the alpine events!

Does Mistress Have a Plan B Guy?

Mistress surprised me on Monday with news that she had a previously undisclosed lunch “date”. 

“I’m meeting K for lunch today, slave…..”

K is a cuckolder I had forgotten about.  Aka “Mr. Perfect Cock”, a 6’3” or so hockey player who works as an Engineer for a local company.  A little dull, but certainly an impressive specimen. K and Mistress stopped seeing one another when he got married about 2 years ago. So I was a little surprised that he had reappeared from the murky mists of Mistress’s sexual past.

“Really….  How did K get back on the radar screen, Mistress?”

Oh we text every now and then. It had been a while, so why not?

Afterwards, I asked her how lunch had gone.

“It was nice slave….. I think he’d still like to fuck me, but then he’s married now. And he knows I have a hard stop on doing it with married guys.”

And yet, they have preserved that connection. Just in case?  It brought to mind a recent article I saw on how most women have a Plan B guy, lined up ….just in case. Here’s the link. The Back Up Guy. And some key passages:

Whether he’s the one that got away, the office husband, or a gym partner, chances are he is the “Plan B” man you fantasize about running away with. Like an insurance policy, this man is the handpicked boyfriend or husband replacement you have on standby once “plan A” starts to break down on you. According to a survey conducted by OnePoll.com, an online market research company, half of women who are married or in relationships have a Plan B man on standby who is “ready and waiting” because of “unfinished business.”
When there’s trouble in paradise, and eventually a break-up, women are left at the starting line again. This means there’s more ladies' night, late-night rom-com marathons, and wine — lots of wine. However, to avoid playing the field and going through all the bases, women have taken a shortcut to get back to the finish line with a Plan B man. "The saying that 'the grass isn't always greener' clearly isn't deterring women of today. They understand that anything can happen and are ensuring they have a solid back-up plan should things go sour with their current man,” a spokesman for OnePoll.com told the Daily Mail.
To analyze women’s relationship contingency plans, the survey of 1,000 women found nearly half of the respondents had a man on deck that they could call out to the plate. However, this man isn’t any rookie; he’s likely to be one of the woman’s all-star friends she’s had around for seven years. More than four in 10 women admitted they had got to know this man while they were with their partner, while almost the same percent said he was “on the scene” long before the relationship.
One in 10 women confessed their Plan B has professed their undying love to them, while two in 10 knew that their Plan B would “drop everything” for them. These first alternatives were on call for their lady friends for several reasons. A quarter of the ladies blatantly admitted they have strong feelings for their Plan B as they do for their current partner, while 15 percent responded with feeling more for the Plan B man than their significant other, Yahoo reported.

I suppose it’s even more complicated when a woman has a “free pass” from her husband. She may need a “Plan B” cuckolder, as well as a Plan B guy for her “significant other” (aka, me). So it would make sense that Mistress needs to keep her Plan B (or would it be Plan C and D) side-dishes warmed up on a hot plate not too far out of hand, just in case she gets tired of her slave, or if things don’t work out with her current prospect, S.  But having all those additional guys in Q has to be a lot of pressure…..

Speaking of Plan B’s, it sounds as if our Western Correspondent is getting a little antsy in the sourth Pacific and is actually contemplating heading to S. Korea for what is left of the Winter Olympics, now that his “hero” Mike Pence has gone back to Washington:

Hey Boss….

Thanks for the email at 4 AM!    Sorry it has taken me 48 hours to respond but you won't believe what happened ............I got hit on the head with a Coconut! 

Of all things who would have thought??????  Yep I was measuring the outside boundaries of the orphanage I am planning to built here       AND    BANG!!!!!!

They tell me I was out cold for two days........   I don't remember a thing until I woke up when  I found myself in a sun drenched thatched hut with grass skirts and coconut bras scattered all over the room     WTF????  

Boss, I have no idea what happened  (the authorities think it was probably a kidnapping)    but rest assured I am OK....... nevertheless thanks for your thoughts and prayers.........It means a lot to me and plus 1.    Thank god for the brave first responders.......  They told me this was worse than the Tsunami!!!!! 

Now Boss, I heard that Mike Pence has left the Korea's?  Can you confirm?  If true, plus 1 has agreed to accompany me to the Olympic venue.

Please advise immediately and initiate  another wire transfer (to my off shore account #473408674 in *************** you know the bank and country),  in the amount of $35,000.00.

Thanks Boss     BTW, the folks at scalpingshitontheinternet.com informed me that it may cost you a little more to repurchase all those event tickets at this time......

Just wanted to give you a heads up....... good news is they still have your credit card information on file.....so don't worry about that .....I got it handled on this end boss

You will hear from me next once we are feet dry in the Korea's!!!!  

Your chief foreign correspondent

WC

Thanks for the update, WC. But shouldn’t you be in the Concussion Protocol for a bit longer?

V-Day Eve Cuckolding

Here in River City, Mistress and slave will be celebrating V-Day with some wake-up sex this morning, and a trip to Mistress’s favorite ice cream parlor after work this evening. Mistress has a sweet tooth for the ages, and slave knows that it is a direct channel to her heart (and other body parts!)

Slave must admit that I am particularly horny this V-Day morning. After the cuckold tease here last night. 

While slave was dining with his cute grandkids, Mistress had plans to entertain her new prospect, S.  As I was cooking a meal to go, she was laying out a platter with some cheese, crackers and raspberries and taking it upstairs to our living room.

As I was pulling down our driveway, S was pulling up. He gave me a polite wave as we passed in the street. No doubt he’s still a little confused about the guy who gives his wife a “free pass”, with a twinkle in his eye.

I told Mistress that when I got home I would chill in our lower level so as not to interrupt her mojo if things were going well.  No doubt they heard me opening the door down below, because Mistress called down to me that they were “just talking.”  Nevertheless, I let them continue on, catching up on some Olympic downhill.

At some point Mistress called me up, and I sat with them for a bit. S had “loosened up” to the extent that he was now sitting next to Mistress on the couch. He clearly seemed more relaxed with the both of us, compared to that dinner about 10 days ago when he was more in “job interview” mode.

It was getting later now, so slave excused himself, heading back downstairs. Things quieted down after that, suggesting that more than “chit chat” was going on. About 30 minutes later, Mistress was down the stairs, showing S to the door. We then headed up to our bedroom.

“So what happened there, Mistress?”

“Some pretty hot making our, slave…..I think he was disappointed when I cut things off….”

“Details?”

“He wanted me standing up, and there was some kissing, a little fondling through my clothes…. That sort of thing.” 

(BTW, I think he kept his shirt on, unlike the couple to the right.)

“So how was it, Mistress?”

“Good slave…..he clearly knows what he’s doing…..”

“That’s always important.  Did he leave you squirming, Mistress?”

“He did slave…..so how about some worship?”

Slave can take a hint, so made sure Mistress did not have to go to sleep with an edge to cut.  On the other hand, I was left hanging, despite a rather attentive cock.

“It won’t hurt you to wait until morning, slave…..”

“Of course not, Mistress….”

In the meantime, our would be Olympic Correspondent is still off task>  Here is his latest from the road, somewhere in the south Pacific:

Sorry I missed your call boss, I was getting a massage from this gorgeous little Chinese lady

WHAT HANDS!

But I did get your bothersome message on my phone

Yes its true that the $32,000.00 bill you received did not include all the cost of the trip, as you correctly point out that was just for the airfare for me and my (plus 1)

BUT I have good news!

Turns out that they have this thing called "scalping shit on the internet" web sight

Who knew?????????

I was able to unload our previous investments as follows:

1)  Mens downhill tickets         (paid $200 each and sold for $1,750.00 each)  I could go on and on but trust me I made plenty!  Remember we bought tickets for 23 events!

2)  And the honeymoon suite we bought at the Four Seasons................  Holy shit!  You wont believe what I sold that for

3)  Best of all Scalpingshitontheinternet.com told me that all the money would be returned to my Visa Card!!!!!!

        Let me be perfectly honest with you boss.................  I am a little embarrassed to tell you that I may have padded my expense account a little bit

        I confess that I bought a plate of peanut butter sandwiches for cute little bunch of waifs in Samoa.............They were so  adorable

        Nevertheless please deduct $21.43  (including tax and international fees) from my expense account.      

        There..............now I feel better 

And boss could you please wire transfer that extra cash?   Getting a little short out here.....

Yours truly as always boss,

WC

It looks like that massage was fun, WC. I'll get moving on that wire transfer. Hopefully, you won't mind being paid in bitcoin.

An Aborted Journalism Mission while the Cuckold Plot Thickens

Here in River City, Mistress and slave have a busy evening planned.  I am bringing dinner over to my cute fraud kids. And while the Cuck is away, Mistress will….. well it’s not clear what will happen. As the next step for her and S, she’s invited him over for some wine and/or beer and cheese. They will much, chat, and (presumably) let nature take it’s course.

“When are you going out, slave? “

“A little before 6, Mistress.”

“That should work, ‘the dude’ (her tentative label for S ) should be coming at 6.  I picked up some cheese at Trader Joe’s, so we’ll just hang out here and see what happens.”

While it went unsaid, I suspect Slave will be in his cage, speculating about what might be developing in our living room as I read a book to my granddaughter after dinner. 

In the meantime, it seemed I shamed the WC to get off his barka-lounger, leave that big barrel of high end lube behind, and head off to cover what’s left of the winter Olympics on the Korean peninsula. But it seems his progress has been limited:

 OK OK OK Mick........Now boss.......take a big breath and go to your happy place

Now it is true that you did see a $32,000.00 expense for a first class ticket to Korea via Honolulu, Perth, New Zealand, Samoa and a beautiful little private island in an undisclosed South Pacific location.  

You will be very pleased to learn that I (and my plus 1) completed the entire trip except for the last leg to South Korea

We heard that the journey to the Olympic site was brutal with people expected to fly "economy air" AND long land journeys in "public transportation"

My plus 1 said "Listen if Mick is going to be so cheap then I will not come with you on that retched trip and you know you can really see the events much better on TV

I got to thinking "you know WC she is right you can see it much better on TV and I can cover more events for the good of the mighty UCTMW

So for the good of the company I rescheduled us back to that pretty little private island

THEY HAVE FULL CABLE WITH A LARGE SCREEN!!!!!!

Now its true that it costs a little more than the original trip ($11,574.89 to be exact)

But...............I now will be able to cover way more events!!!!!!!!!

Hope this finds you well boss, we have a Hulu-hoop lesson scheduled in half an hour but then plan to promptly adjourn to the TV room to go to work for the mother company

Your always hard working 

Foreign Correspondent  

I’m very disappointed, WC. I was counting on you to cover the women’s downhill, and your fellow Coloradan Mikala Shiffrin. And maybe get some inside dope on Kim’s hot younger sister. She seems to have a Domme-ish quality that deserves further examination of the type that only your style of semi-Gonzo journalism can provide.

The let down,

Mick Collins.