The Case of the Missing Hitachi

Here at the UCTMW World HQ, Mistress was diverted from her normal work day for a good chunk of the afternoon, even as slave was ‘slaving away” at the office.  It was one of those "lunches" with her lover, Jay. By the time I got home, Mistress seemed quite satisfied.

“It was the typical, slave….Jay spent a good deal of time lavishing me with his oral attention. Lot’s of cock riding too.”

After I showered off the residue of a bike ride home on a steamy spring day, She allowed me to feast on those well utilized folds, giving me a taste of the creamy residue that Jay left behind. I suspect she didn’t really need the cum that was the by product of my devotion, but it couldn’t hurt right?

“Jay did ask if the new Hitachi has arrived, Slave….”

“Got here today Mistress…. I’ll bring it home tomorrow. Just in time for Mother’s Day…..”

Speaking of Hitachis, the WC has given us a post responding to my request for more info on  his suspicion that his teenage daughter pilfered the magic wand he and his wife B have become so fond of:

Yes it is true our Hitachi started disappearing a couple of years ago

It would come back and then disappear again 

Finally it just went away

So

I bought another one.......

Now apparently both ladies are happy

And if they are happy so am I.....

Got to keep the gals happy!!!

Well not to beat a dead horse 

BUT

I am getting sick of the pot reporting

Nebraska and Oklahoma are suing Colorado over pot

The fuckers want to take it away from us

So much for states rights GOP.....

The "supreme court"(lower case) asked the justice department today to comment on the suit

We have had virtually no problems with legalized pot

You almost  never smell pot cause it is illegal to smoke in public

And the peeps obey the law!!!

Plus most people are eating it in edibles instead of smoking anyway....

The cops hate it cause they can't do the civil confiscation of alleged drug property 

For their own use

The private prison system hates it cause they will lose profit making prisoners

But for all of us here 

We say

What took so long?

I didn't use pot for 30 years cause it was illegal

And I have I   had a career to  protect

But I love the option to get high on Friday night instead of a couple of beers

Pot is so much better for you than cocktails or opium pain killers

Trust me on that one!

The 

Broncos just drafted a pot smoker

And no one around here batted an eye

Cause it is just not an issue around here

Even the republicans here love it

Tax revenues are up 

Incarnations are down

WTF America?   

The drug war has been a disaster!!!!! 

And for the readers of Mick and Molly

The pot store I go to

Has incredibly  hot women who shop there !

No shit!

Hot coeds, hot moms, hot business women

And the WC loves to chat then up!!!

And they are very friendly  too....

Believe me my friends 

You should push for legalization in your states too

Whether you want to imbibe or not

Time to end this silly probation once and for all

The new pot head advocate

WC   

After an Abstinence Monday, Mistress Schedules a Nooner

It was a relaxing weekend for Mistress and her devoted Slave. The days are ticking down for the end of empty nesting as we know it here at the UCTMW World HQ ... our senior Diva in Training graduates in two weekends, meaning that she will be moving back here for the summer - hopefully not much longer -- until she organizes the next Act in her life. And her younger sister will also be back for a few weeks before embarking on her next adventure.

That means we've got to take advantage of the limited time available to get in as much "us time" as possible.  Over the weekend there were plenty of opportunities for sex and worship. So much so that Slave really couldn't complain about an "abstinence day" on Monday.  Mistress had one of those too early meetings which aborted our usual wake-up sex. But she did get some end of the day worship from her slave to tide her over.

Today, on the other hand, will be a little more demanding for her on the sex front. I'm hoping for some wake-up sex before heading off to work. And then .... well Mistress has some plans she disclosed to me last evening.

"I'm going over to Jay's house at lunch time, Slave....."

"Hmmmm..... I bet he's horny Mistress. It's been more than a week."

"I think you're right, slave....."

So while Soave is hunkered down at work today, at least I will be able to contemplate Mistress getting one of those high octane fuckings that she relishes from her "side dish".

The Messy Month of May

Both of our "contributors"  chimed in with some blog fodder yesterday.

First our Senior Correspondent, Donna, emailed to remind me in a timely fashion that May is "Masturbation Month". Does Congress take time from it's busy vacation schedule to make this official every year? In any event, I'm hoping that Mistress new Hitachi arrives today so that she does not have grounds to punish me for the mechanical failure that could get her NMM off to an inauspicious start. Without her favorite power tool this weekend, she will definitely have some catching up to do.

As for Slave, I somehow doubt I will have any opportunity to celebrate NMM. After all, there would be no reason to breach the "no touch" rule. Mistress likes to me to save all those natural juices for herself.

Meanwhile, our Western Correspondent took some time off from his own abusive masturbation habits to comment on the blog yesterday.  (Although I suppose he could be one of those legendary one hand typists). He noted that he and his wife are now on their 3rd Hitachi.  One burned out, he says. And the second one was BORROWED BY HIS DAUGHTER!

As I recall it, the WC's daughter is still just a teen, right?  Isn't she a little too young to require mechanical assistance? And if she does, it's hard to imagine her sharing her plans with her dad.

TM(fucking)I!

I'm hoping it was purely for the treatment of a sports injury, WC.

Let's hope that all our readers (except those of you under lock and key) have a (self)gratifying national masturbation month. Feel free to share in the comments section any special celebratory plans you've made.

No Place Like Home

Slave finally is back in River City after four days away from my loving Mistress.  And while poor Molly had plenty of action with her lover Jay on Saturday evening and Sunday morning, she even went without any sexual action for nearly 48 hours until my return on Tuesday evening.

"I can't believe you left me alone with a broken Hitachi, Slave....."

Clearly that was a dereliction of duty. I should have planned some redundancy in the event of an equipment failure. I'm sure they must have a back-up on that international space station, just in case. 

Harry Haversacker asked the other day whether I had followed the "no touch" rule on my sojurn to the east coast. While I know some of you probably are skeptical, the truth is that I "toughed it out", so that by Tuesday evening the earth definitely moved for Slave by the time I had finished worshiping and settled into the "all you can eat" buffet that Mistress generously provided amidst her clean shaven folds.

By last evening things had settled back to normal here at the UCTMW World HQ. As we relaxed in bed after a long work day, Mistress mentioned that Jay was texting. 

"He misses me Slave.... we're going to meet for lunch tomorrow, though I think it will be a real lunch, not a 'nooner'. "

Every now and then Mistress needs to be wined and dined by her lover.

"And he wants to know if you've gotten me a new Hitachi.... he likes to watch me use it on myself, slave."

"Tell him Amazon confirmed shipment.... it's on the way, Mistress."

I guess I should have ordered two, just in case.