Our Western Correspondent Turns Travel Reporter

Mistress and slave are back to the gloom and grind of River City.  Nothing like the heartland in late January to test one’s mettle. It’s like a Protestant Work Ethic theme park. And neither of us are Protestants! Fortunately, for those of you who want something more than an aging blogger whining about gloomy, damp skies and 38 degree temperatures, we have the following “travel piece” from our Western Correspondent, who seems to be enjoying his retirement:

Well B and I went to a swingers hotel on The Mayan Rivera just south of Cancun

We stayed a week and had a great time,  The hotel is fairly small, 141 rooms, and is an all inclusive

It’s pretty pricy but the cliental is affluent in general, made up of about 50% Americans and Canadians and the rest from the rest of the world 

The food was excellent as was the high end liquor,  but the cloud tended to eat lightly and not drink to hard

The rooms were nice all within 60 feet of the ocean and the service was exceptional.

Dress was classy slutty at night for the evenings for the ladies and nice slacks and shirts for the men

During the day the dress was some form of nudity by all

 

There were 43 beds/cabanas along the beach facing the ocean, Beds all around the pool and the roof top jacuzzi pool and beds around the dance floor

Both the pool and the jacuzzi had swim up bars

During the day each couple would have a bed at the pool or the ocean and most couples would sun them selves and read or chat with others

Most of the ladies seemed to find a soft cock insulting so their cure was to softly stroke her mate’s cock until hard then suck said cock, then go for a cock ride usually with some pussy worship thrown in for good measure

You know a typical morning or afternoon at Mick and Molly’s house

Except a lot of people were watching!

I believe we watched almost every couple follow this general pattern at least once

Ages ran from say 35 or so to 70's body types all fairly fit but defiantly from perfect fashion model to very average people

It was the  finest  a group of strangers I have ever been around with every one friendly to a fault 

Guess nobody had anything to hide for long!, but even the extremely beautiful people mixed and laughed and partied with not so attractive people 

It’s hard to describe but it was different from any social group I have been around

About 4;30 in the afternoon most retired to watch the sunset from the roof top heated pool and bar, lots of afternoon fucking and sucking up there

Then the peeps took and nap and dressed for dinner around 8 and a show at 9 30. Then partying till late in the roof top pool or a roof top dance club

At night the roof top pool was basically an orgy

As far a cuckolding, there was a lot going on but I don't know if these people called it that

Turns out January is swingers month and the people were pretty hard core in their sex

But I saw many ladies fucking men who were not their husbands and their husbands were just watching

For example I would say that Molly could approach pretty much any man there and be getting laid by him within a couple of hours

They also had a spa there with the usual massage menu

Except for an extra $100 they would flat out jerk you off

B got a Swedish massage and I offered to buy the happy  ending

Supposedly Arturo has magic hands!

B said she was not paying $100 to get jerked if as that what I was for!

It is a couples only resort, you just cant stay there as a single

This is a very good policy, no creepy guys lurking around

I got Brazilian  waxed before I went there and good thing I did

Every single guy there was bare as was every single lady

Even B after the first day so I guess that debated is over

She loves it

As for kink I bought some heavy metal cock rings cause it turns  me on to wear them and they keep my cock about half hard all day long

I didn't see any cock cages but no body would bat an eye and I sure it would start a lively conversation

Did not see any overt femdom but it was going on with many you could tell

Lot of the ladies wore slave chokers and some were leashed at times wearing fetish wear that almost always left their  genitals and anus and breast fully exposed

I would say that most people there were both exhibitionists and voyeurs 

It was pretty cool.  for example you would see two ladies in adjacent beds both naked on their hand and knees bottoms in the air for all to see and ready to be mounted by somebody

One would look like a movie star and the other like the local librarian

Makes you look at everyone walking down the street with renewed curiosity!

Cock sizes varied but tended to be on the large size but you can only really tell when they get full erect

The variety of labias was impressive

The other funny thing was there was an about 15 foot right of way for the public alone the beach

So a lot of tourists managed to walk by with the wifes generally looking fairly mortified!

Its enough of a shock to see a bunch of naked people standing or laying around

Its over the top when they are fucking around too

was pretty funny to watch

Long and short it was the best hotel I have ever stayed in

Oh well...  had a great time and would recommend the mighty Mick and Molly run not walk to make a reservation!

Plus we get two free nights if you do!!!

Love Mike and B

Thanks for your gritty investigative reporting, Mike.  Sounds like a great trip. I am not looking forward to getting your UCTMW Amex account bill for January. 

Since I never had the chance to examine B before her move to the clean shaven folds look, I guess I will never have a chance to decide what look is best for her!  BTW, what makes you think it would take Mistress a couple of hours to get some guy to take her on?  My experience is that she works much more efficiently than that!