A Cautionary Cock Cage Tale

Mistress was back by Tuesday evening after her brief road trip. Her slave was more than happy to have her back, and had chastely waited for the opportunity to discharge my bodily fluids the old fashioned way. Since then we’ve had a hectic week here in River City, with a very busy workload. Though we’ve made sure not to lose track of our prime directive: making sure Mistress has at least 2 cums daily.  Friday started out with her ahead of the curve, after some oral worship and cock riding kicked off the day.

Over at A Married Sissy, I’ve noticed that terri received an early Father’s Day Gift: a new cock cage called the “Holy Trainer”. He claims it’s more comfortable than his older devices, and I must say it sounds intriguing. The ones I have are not particularly cozy, and can pinch and abrade after only a few hours of  wear. Overnights can be particularly painful. I’m wondering if I should suggest to Mistress that we try this upgrade, though it could result in more cage time for slave.  Terri, have you tried riding a bike with it on? That would be the ultimate test.

But there was something in the news yesterday that caught my eye, and made me want to warn the rest of you to be particularly careful when caged:

Apparently a couple practicing male chastity had a little too much to drink down near Knoxville, TN lately, getting the male partner into a “jam”. Having failed the field sobriety test, our hapless hero had a special request for accommodation before the cuffs were slapped on and he was hauled to the local jail:

 Upon being taken into custody, Eidam (seen above) told Sergeant Dennis Smith that “he would need a key from the vehicle he was operating.” Eidam, Smith added, then “went on to explain the key fit a chastity belt that was attached to his penis.”

Eidam told Smith that there were two keys for the chastity belt. One, he said, was on the key chain in his Toyota Tundra. The second key was on a necklace worn by Rebecka Alexander, Eidam’s girlfriend. Pictured at left, Alexander, 44, was in the car’s passenger seat and was “highly intoxicated,” according to a criminal complaint.

A second cop retrieved the key from Eidam’s vehicle and subsequently gave it to personnel at the Anderson County lockup. Sadly, the court filing does not chronicle how jailers handled Eidam’s chastity belt, nor is the device further described.

Here is a photo of the tipsy Mistress.

The report  (Drunk Driver Wearing Chastity Device) fails to disclose the officers’ reaction to this unusual disclosure, though my guess is they got a chuckle at Mr. Eidam’s expense. But it does detail his outfit for the evening:

In addition to the chastity belt, Curtiss Eidam, 35, was wearing a white skirt, "white and pink leggings," and black high heel shoes, a police report notes. The 5' 9", 230-pound Eidam also had a ribbon tied in his goatee, according to WYSH.

It’s not clear whether the ribbon in his goatee matched the pink leggings, or if the high heel shoes had those nifty locking straps that some Dom / Domme’s prefer. And I’m sure Diane would raise her eyebrow and sneer about the thought of letting a caged companion keep a spare key on his key chain. What sort of chastity is that?

Regardless, I think this requires all of you caged cuckolds and keyholding Dommes  to keep in mind that drinking and cock cages don’t necessarily mix, unless there’s a designated chaste cuckold to drive home after a night on the town.