Here in River City we had a chilly damp February weekend. We
somehow survived with lots of time in bed, including a “two-fer” Saturday where
Mistress tested her aging slave’s sexual stamina. Thankfully, I passed the test with flying colors, so maybe
she’ll keep me around for a while. Not that I need to be the sole source of her
sexual satisfaction. She has
scheduled another get together with S for Tuesday evening, when I am joining my
daughter and cure grandkids for dinner.
“What’s the plan, Mistress?”
“I think I’m just going to invite him to hang out here, slave.”
“Well that should be a good test to see of he’ll make the first
move?”
Of course after that kiss the other night, which Mistress admitted
was a turn on, my guess is he’s got it in him. But we shall see.
In the meantime, we have this post from our Western Correspondent,
reminding us of his cutting edge sports “reporting” at the last Winter
Olympics:
Well it is
the Winter Olympics again
Last time I
was hanging out with Vlad, Pussy Riot and Cossacks
All on
Mick's dime, or so he said!!!
He was
pissed when I turned in my very reasonable expense account
I still
remember the eye bulging outrage he had at a modest expense to rent a Cossack
horse for $5,000.00 to go to the party to watch the Cossacks whip Pussy Riot.
Why.........
you would think I just robbed Fort Knox rather than pursing a breaking story,
come on boss.... give me a break this time
Nevertheless,
here is my report:
Colorado
rocks, this local kid from Dillon won the slope style and he is only 17 years
old!!! The Colorado ski racers and jumpers are expected to
do well as are the boarders and bombers.
Breaking
News!
Las Animas
county in Southern Colorado reports the highest sale of Pot in the state?
Colorado
officials appear baffled too, as nobody lives in Las Animas county
One
republican state lawmaker was overheard saying "Maybe its the wild horses
down there,,, you know the NRA has a good plan to shoot them all with AR 15s
with 100 round mags!
Others
speculated that it could be citizens from the states south of Colorado
venturing into Colorado to purchase horse meat.
We may
never know the truth as the Denver Post is clearly fake news
Meanwhile
boss I got to tell you a secret............... I'not really in South
Korea.......
Nope........
too chicken to go
But Mike
Pence is in Korea .............. the broken broken down old WC is not
going there!
Good night
from Craig Colorado!
The glad he
never has to meet Mike Pence
WC
Thanks, WC. I’ve been to Animas Co. You need lots of THC to get
thorough the day there. But my guess it’s folks driving over from Kansas to keep
themselves going back in the bible belt.
But I am a little disappointed you are not covering this year's Winter Games. At the least, while there may be no Cossacks to cover, you could keep an eye out for costume malfunctions on the ice!