Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Mistress's Double Dates

Yesterday was one of those way-too-early mornings for Mistress, which resulted in an abstinence day for her slave. Since I am rather pampered, I certainly have no right to complain about one day off from wake up sex, do I?  And I made sure to worship Mistress at the end of the day, assuring that at least she had her daily cum.

Today is bound to be better though, particularly for Mistress.

I am anticipating some sex in the UCTMW Executive Suite before heading to work.

Then Mistress has a lunch "date" with her Lover Jay.

"I have lots of work to do, Slave....but I can't leave Jay high and dry for the next two weeks without one last opportunity to fuck me, can I?"

You see, on Thursday Mistress is heading off on another one of those exotic journeys with her Mother, the Dowager Domme. Her sister (The Ditzy Domme) and our daughter (the Domme in Training) are going too.

Slave and Jay will be without her company for more than two weeks!

Her prolonged absence is something I am finally coming to grips with. I suppose I knew it was coming, but was in denial until this week, when her journey begins.

After Mistress afternoon diversion with Jay, we have some plans too.  At dinner last night we broke the news to our two daughters (the nest infesters), that we have a "Date Night" of our own planned in anticipation of Mistress's long journey.  We are walking up the street to a romantic local bistro.  Our younger daughter rolled her eyes when she heard our plans.  She doesn't like to miss a nice (and expensive) meal.  But so it goes..... parents do deserve a little "alone time" every now and then

Mistress and I have discussed the protocols that will be in place during her long voyage.  But we can cover that later in the week.

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Under Her Thumb

Sex was a bit of an afterthought here at the UCTMW World HQ on Saturday. (Well there was our traditional wake up sex). Instead we loaded the Dommes in Training into the car for the 2 hour drive to the flatlands north of here for the Rolling Stones show at a huge football stadium best known for the high priced contract of its itinerant Coach.

Slave saw the Stones on their 2nd tour through these parts, back in the fall of 1965.  Yes. That's nearly 50 years ago. A second row seat cost me $7.50 (I spent my birthday cash). And the sound system was so puny that you could barely hear Mick sing "This Could Be the Last Time" once the teen girls started screaming.

I must say I was not all that pumped about the long drive to see them in a massive stadium. Oddly, it was our 21 year old who proposed the outing, and we (as always) indulged. But it turned out to be a fun (if very late) night. I'm not sure what demonic brew Mick, Keith and Charlie imbibe to get them moving as quickly through a 2 hour set. But they did not let their geriatric fans down.

And the video and sound systems were a tab more complex and massive 50 years after my first evening with the Stones.


As we walked back to our car in the dark, Mistress did express one regret.

"They didn't play Under My Thumb, Slave."

Dang.

I suppose that should be the official theme song of the UCTMW blog.


Friday, May 29, 2015

Mistress's Mid-Day Daliance

With our cute Co-Eds hovering a little too closely, sometimes it's nice to get out of the house. Slave has his office to find a little solitude, though my work load has been a little too intense for any relaxation there.

Mistress has been pretty work focused too, but it was therapeutic to have a long lunch break away from the house yesterday, in the arms (and bed) of her lover Jay.

She mentioned earlier in the week that she had penciled off a few hours on Thursday for some extracurricular fun.

"It's hard to find the time, Slave.... but I know Jay's been missing me."

"Who could blame him, Mistress?"

Yesterday morning we had our traditional robust wake-up sex before slave headed for work. (I guess I'm very fortunate that Jay is not one of those cuckolders who "embargoes" his lover's folds before they get together.)  Hopefully my attention was a nice appetizer for Mistress before her main course at lunch time.

Mistress called me at work at around 11 am - headed to Trader Joe's to pick up some treats for Jay to make sure he did not run out of energy, I suppose.  Although it sounds like that is not a typical problem. 

Around 3 pm Mistress let called again, to let me know she was heading to an afternoon work meeting, her itch having been fully scratched.

"How was it, Mistress?"

"Ohhhh.....very hot.  And intense.  He did miss me....."

Before dinner, Mistress spread her legs on our bed to allow Slave to savor the sweet, savory and  salty flavors that had accumulated amongst those fully utilized folds and gave me a more complete description of her lunch break.

"There was lots of cock riding, and him fucking me against the side of the bed, Slave.... and him doing what you are doing right now, Slave...."

Hopefully the additional cum I provided was a suitable dessert for Mistress to cap off her day.





Wednesday, May 27, 2015

How Does Amazon Know?

Mistress and Slave were fooled again yesterday. Of course, there was the traditional wake-up sex.  Then Mistress phoned me at lunch time, and let me know that our sweet little daughters had an appointment with a photographer that Mistress had made for 5 pm.

"That means we will have an hour or two at home alone, Slave."

I could see her eyebrow lifting suggestively. Could there be back to back double headers on Slave's dance card?

I headed home a little early in the midst of late afternoon thunderstorms, anticipating a briefly empty nest. But when I pulled up the driveway, there were a full complement of cars in the driveway.

Inside the front door I encountered Mistress, who was in a short nightie. But looking a tad crestfallen.

"I didn't have the heart to tell you slave. But there appointment got moved because of the weather."

Foiled again.

But at least Mistress got some pre-dinner worship, if not the full monty of Slave's devotion.

But the focus of today's blog is not our over crowded nest, but annoying on line data collection.

According to Rand Paul, we need to be all worked up about the NSA and it's vacuuming up of all of the telephone calls we make. But personally, I'm not so worried about the gubmint knowing who I've called on my cell phone. This ol' slave has nothing to hide on that front.

What's much more annoying is all that data that corporations like Google and Amazon seem to aggregate and exploit in order to pitch me things that they think I will be tempted to buy once it pops up on my screen or in my mailbox. I'm not so sure what picture their choices for me paint.

Example:

Yesterday I got an email from Amazon with the latest selection of things that might prompt Mick to press the "buy with one click" button.

The first item on the list was a steel "grab bar" for my bathroom. Apparently Amazon thinks that this aging slave no longer can keep his feet under him and needs something to hold onto in the shower. Nice. Don't think I'm over the hill yet. (Maybe they were keying off some things I've bought for my aging Mom lately?)

But the next item on yesterday's Amazon pitch list was particularly un-nerving: An "Electronic Studfinder".

Do you think Amazon has cross-referenced my blog entries here, my kindle browsing, and / instagram entries to determine that one of my most important jobs is to find studs to entertain and stimulate Mistress?

Scary.

Plus I'm trying to figure out how this device works.  Is it like a gieger-counter, that you switch on at a bar or restaurant that clicks like crazy the closer you get to an available stud?

Maybe I should hit that "one click buy" button to find out.